Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
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camartinez23 0
who's bullying who now? ;)
omgshaylaaa 0
one word. karma.
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sofarfromreal89 0
marines don't wear dress blues. that would be army since that's what I have.
geeksaresexy 18
Marines DO wear dress blues.. Just because that's what you have doesn't mean another force can't have it
geeksaresexy 18
In fact I just looked. The only force that doesn't wear blue is the navy/ coastal guard who wear white in summer and, you guessed it, blue in winter.. If this is wrong blame wikipedia I'm from the UK so I don't know :p
awardZu 0
You're right. We all wear blues, although we all have variants on the dress uniform.
geeksaresexy 18
I see they are all different, from force to force and by rank etc. I find myself a little too interested in it now lol. Our Royal Marines have a reputation here of being blood thirsty psychos. To be fair the ones I've met are! Do you have the same thing in the US?
navalacademy2015 4
Ok army retard (I presume you are enlisted). Army. Dress blues and gray for officers. Air force; dress blues; navy summer dress whites winter dress blues; the corps, dress blues. And the coast guard mimics navy. Don't get me started on the merchant marines. SOURCE: LOOK AT MY USERNAME. GO NAVY! BEAT ARMY!!!
stallion2521 0
oooo I only hope he whooped your ass
Lieto 1
If only you knew what us marines did in afghanistan.. Anyway is being marine = cool or something? In our country you only go to army if you arnt good at anything else. I mean Anything.
imnotcraZ 0
karma!!!!!
ZzzcheesterzzZ 0
you deserved it ass hole!
captainbj2 0
totally deserved... the fact that you admitted to bullying proves you are an asshole. hope he beat the crap out of you.
sharkwkrox 0
dude you suck. obviously he's gonna be successful. nice job being a dirtbag...nobody likes bullies.
BLoDo7 0
you deserve it douchebag, the strong survive, and you clearly helped him to adapt.
stonerbitchchic4 0
Hahaha this is why we dont bully anyone because one day they'll probably kick your lil bitch ass
NeverScreamNever 0
Karma's a bitch, right?