By polemania - 11/07/2016 05:23 - United States

Today, I had an employee come in 20 minutes late with the excuse, "There's a Pokemon gym across the street!" FML
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mylonius 19
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My boss just had to ban Pokémon Go because all of our employees walked out yesterday to find a Squirtle.

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ResidentThatGuy 12
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Unless your workplace is also a gym, I see no problem.

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ResidentThatGuy 12
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Unless your workplace is also a gym, I see no problem.

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Welshite 39
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He's trying to wheedle his way into your good graces after that debacle.

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mylonius 19
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My boss just had to ban Pokémon Go because all of our employees walked out yesterday to find a Squirtle.

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walid820014 20
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How tf can he ban a game? He can't delete from their phones.

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almost_there44 26
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#16-Banned it from being played at work...wow.

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ThirteenThirteen 27
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No, but he can sure as hell fire them.

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Lizzy500 16

Is that what they're calling"morning wood" these days?

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Jayms_fml 32
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That's the first Pokémon I caught #3. And WTF #36?

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Thegoofygoober 15
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manager uses fire attack!

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KingKralj 31
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It's super effective!

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Joseph24689 14
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What should you do? -Epic music plays-

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Paws_Cat 29
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Polemania fainted! Manager recieved $200!

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jay_south 19
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And when they're unemployed, they'll have all the time in the world to catch 'em all.

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apeshit94 26

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itsalanis 24
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Thank you for your brilliant and cohesive response to this FML. I have been enlightened.

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iiSpitMarbles 16
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Please for the love of everything unholy, fire the bloody idiot.

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Dogsz 8
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Or OP can at least give a written warning, so other employees will know that the boss is serious.

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RabbitOfAurora 28
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I'm with #9 on this one. There are plenty of acceptable reasons to be late; "I stood outside playing Pokemon GO for 20 minutes" isn't one of them. Two minutes I could let slide, but not 20.

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Jurbla 14
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Looks like they just Jynxed their employment

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russellohh 2
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I think I've been an hour late twice now due to grabbing Pokemon in my neighborhood before I started work. Of course, the game has only been out for two work days...

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gracehi 31
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An hour late??? TWICE? Dude, get your priorities straight.

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corky1992 33

Keep that up and you won't have a job soon.

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nmrhog 15
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Seriously, how do you still have a job?

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whynot159 9
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#12 will be out a job soon, or should be. And a lot of others. Prioritize your time better

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russellohh 2
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Most jobs let you set your own hours. As long as I'm not in past a certain time, it doesnt matter

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