Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML
Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML
Today, I went to my little cousin's school to pick her up and it happened to be my old elementary school. I saw my old teacher and went up to say hi, and after a few minutes she goes "Aren't you the girl who's dad always came in drunk on parent's day?" Nice to know that's how I'm remembered. FML
Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML
Today, I went to a veterans' reunion party with my grandpa. While there, a guy started yelling at me for having an unapproved haircut. It was my grandpa's old drill sergeant, and he thought I was in the army too. Everyone just smirked as he forced me to drop and do push-ups. FML
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camartinez23 0
who's bullying who now? ;)
omgshaylaaa 0
one word. karma.
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Comments (534)
likeyourelooking 6
you deserve it for being a bully.
Levvy 22
I have a strange hunch this is actually written from the perspective of the aforementioned trooper just fantasizing about getting to show up his old highschool bully, between mailing out job applications.
aerogxt 7
Too bad this FML didn't end with "and then he kicked my ass" ;)
e077 15
I hope he gives you 4 years of ass kicking
thebatboy 4
if you were smart AND telling the truth, you would know that marines wear GREEN dress clothes, not blue.
geeksaresexy 18
If you could use google or wikipedia, you would know that a US Marine wears a dress blue uniform for functions not their green service uniform...
thebatboy 4
and if you knew military, you would know they don't wear mess dress to a highschool reunion.
geeksaresexy 18
1) I'm from the UK they do here 2) At least one American on here has agreed with me 3) My friend married a US Marine and he wore his dress blues to his reunion.
LacrosseGirl23 3
The people who were "winning" in high school, are completely blown away when they see a once "nerd" go on and do well in their lives. Im happy for the guy you picked on... I guess you are the loser now.
life2007 0
Marines like to fight. Have fun with your ass whooping.
AustrianChaos 3
I literally LOL'ed at this one...! ='D
mangaotakuchick 0
This is why you're not sposed to bully others :O
bethany_camille 0
I see you left out the part where he kicked your ass and you cried like a little girl! :D ha ha karma!