Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 732
You deserved it 4 530

Same thing different taste

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Xtra_Cheddar 3
salvyluv 0

LOL ! more like **** the bird's life


JacksonCampbell 9

[insert dramatic, yet sad music here]

lmfao_shame 9

you have long fingers Jackson..

JacksonCampbell 9

If by "long fingers" you mean "long enough to cover the width of an Apple iPod 4, then yes, I have long fingers.

jellitonoctopus 19

those are some long fingers. good for playing the piano.

JacksonCampbell 9

What's with everyone and my fingers? They're really not all that long.

You have some crazy long fingers, bro...

yak526 0

doubt it, birds always have near misses:D

Jaykayfu 0

18 would love to get fingered by jackson

I once hit a bird, went to check on it and reversed over it again then was like o crap and went to drive off an hit it again and someone watched and thought I was doing it on purpose

if that's your real photo 32, I'm sure quite a few ladies (and some men?) are wishin you could plow them over a few times :D

salvyluv 0

LOL ! more like **** the bird's life

Xtra_Cheddar 3

I'm glad she hit the red one. That stupid bird won't knock over shit! Where's my bomb bird?!!!

Bet it was difficult explaining to her what the hell happened.

Alwayspullout 7

not really... "Sweety, we just smoked that bird, now it's dead."

skittles222 0

I also hit a cardinal but I was on my way back to college. I cried for a half hour in the car. It can be extremely traumatic, I'm so sorry for you and your kid :(

similies06 0

some people love all living creatures and it hurts them to see one dead, or imagine they could have killed hem. it isn't oversensitive it is having a heart for the creatures that you SHARE the planet with, but I'm sire you don't care.

BigWiggly 0

I am "sire" you don't care that you spelled "sure" wrong. 

my dad hit a seagull and it exploded

borichick1 0

that's so messed up and gross

Holy shit, dude! Now THAT's traumatizing.

chrisvilla 0

Ha! thats freakin hilarious

kittykat1501 31

Mowwow( that means hi or that's hilarious)

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1
JokinglySerious 0
fatalkiss 0

Ss...ouch. That's life: full of beauty & pain.