Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 716
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Xtra_Cheddar 3

angry birds anyone?

salvyluv 0

LOL ! more like fuck the bird's life


athena3100 9

That sucks

JacksonCampbell 9

[insert dramatic, yet sad music here]

lmfao_shame 9

you have long fingers Jackson..

JacksonCampbell 9

If by "long fingers" you mean "long enough to cover the width of an Apple iPod 4, then yes, I have long fingers.

jellitonoctopus 19

those are some long fingers. good for playing the piano.

JacksonCampbell 9

What's with everyone and my fingers? They're really not all that long.

maybe they just have short fingers..

You have some crazy long fingers, bro...

yak526 0

doubt it, birds always have near misses:D

Jaykayfu 0

18 would love to get fingered by jackson

I once hit a bird, went to check on it and reversed over it again then was like o crap and went to drive off an hit it again and someone watched and thought I was doing it on purpose

if that's your real photo 32, I'm sure quite a few ladies (and some men?) are wishin you could plow them over a few times :D

brycereid 0

Poor bird

salvyluv 0

LOL ! more like fuck the bird's life

Ah thanks for killing my breakfast for me!

the bird was obviously high

GuessWhatKids 13

Using your child to drive? Isn't that illegal?

Or lack thereof...

Xtra_Cheddar 3

angry birds anyone?

I'm glad she hit the red one. That stupid bird won't knock over shit! Where's my bomb bird?!!!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Dead* birds

Bet it was difficult explaining to her what the hell happened.

Alwayspullout 7

not really... "Sweety, we just smoked that bird, now it's dead."

skittles222 0

I also hit a cardinal but I was on my way back to college. I cried for a half hour in the car. It can be extremely traumatic, I'm so sorry for you and your kid :(

ImmortalKratos 0


Wow, um, oversensitive much?

similies06 0

some people love all living creatures and it hurts them to see one dead, or imagine they could have killed hem. it isn't oversensitive it is having a heart for the creatures that you SHARE the planet with, but I'm sire you don't care.

BigWiggly 0

I am "sire" you don't care that you spelled "sure" wrong. 

my dad hit a seagull and it exploded

imneverhigh8p 0


borichick1 0

that's so messed up and gross

Holy shit, dude! Now THAT's traumatizing.

chrisvilla 0

Ha! thats freakin hilarious

kittykat1501 31

Mowwow( that means hi or that's hilarious)

I shouldn't be laughing so hard xD

XxMaseratiGurlxX 1

thats epic..

JokinglySerious 0


fatalkiss 0

Ss...ouch. That's life: full of beauty & pain.

Your daughter's probably mentally scarred mow.