Animals, Birds and Kids: Gone bird

Gone bird

By Whoops - 06/06/2011 01:44 - United States

Today, while driving with my three year-old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 4 534

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By Wellthisishawkward - 14/08/2015 22:40 - United States

Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 742

You deserved it 2 902

By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 298

You deserved it 9 389

By reb2632 - 29/05/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 081

You deserved it 12 730

By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 309

You deserved it 13 363

By Anna - 15/06/2012 09:43 - United States - Buellton

Today, I was driving my parrot home from the vet. As I was driving home, I decided to let her sit on my shoulder. Something scared her, and she started flapping in my face, causing me to crash my car into a tree. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 770

You deserved it 51 776

By andrea99 - 03/10/2010 09:35 - United States

Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 663

You deserved it 3 416

By Anonymous - 11/04/2014 20:07 - Switzerland

Today, my father took me out for some driving lessons. Out of nowhere, a huge, apparently suicidal bird dove into the windshield, putting a crack in it. My father yelled at me as if it was my fault, and is demanding I pay for the repairs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 138

You deserved it 3 849

Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 558

You deserved it 61 972

By MakeItMaaco - 11/07/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 932

You deserved it 3 769

By birdfoooo - 29/11/2011 15:26 - United States

Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 017

You deserved it 55 205

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Monday 6 June 2011 8:58

angry birds anyone?

salvyluv 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:57

LOL ! more like **** the bird's life

Comments

athena3100 9

Monday 6 June 2011 8:53

That sucks

JacksonCampbell 9

Monday 6 June 2011 8:56

[insert dramatic, yet sad music here]

lmfao_shame 9

Monday 6 June 2011 9:01

you have long fingers Jackson..

JacksonCampbell 9

Monday 6 June 2011 9:03

If by "long fingers" you mean "long enough to cover the width of an Apple iPod 4, then yes, I have long fingers.

jellitonoctopus 19

Monday 6 June 2011 9:25

those are some long fingers. good for playing the piano.

JacksonCampbell 9

Monday 6 June 2011 9:28

What's with everyone and my fingers? They're really not all that long.

withgoldeneyes 5

Monday 6 June 2011 9:36

maybe they just have short fingers..

GavinRoskamp 0

Monday 6 June 2011 9:55

You have some crazy long fingers, bro...

yak526 0

Monday 6 June 2011 10:42

doubt it, birds always have near misses:D

Jaykayfu 0

Monday 6 June 2011 11:53

18 would love to get fingered by jackson

auzzrage 1

Monday 6 June 2011 12:19

I once hit a bird, went to check on it and reversed over it again then was like o crap and went to drive off an hit it again and someone watched and thought I was doing it on purpose

Jesus_Christ69 0

Monday 6 June 2011 13:19

combo breaker ? ^

kyanisaurus 0

Monday 6 June 2011 14:45

if that's your real photo 32, I'm sure quite a few ladies (and some men?) are wishin you could plow them over a few times :D

brycereid 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:54

Poor bird

salvyluv 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:57

LOL ! more like **** the bird's life

adam123add 0

Monday 6 June 2011 9:07

what life?

NomOnShroomz 14

Monday 6 June 2011 22:09

Ah thanks for killing my breakfast for me!

PutItIn 8

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:24

the bird was obviously high

GuessWhatKids 13

Tuesday 7 June 2011 5:53

Using your child to drive? Isn't that illegal?

mollyjynxjax 28

Friday 24 May 2013 23:49

Or lack thereof...

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Monday 6 June 2011 8:58

angry birds anyone?

Carpy 8

Monday 6 June 2011 14:24

I'm glad she hit the red one. That stupid bird won't knock over shit! Where's my bomb bird?!!!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Monday 6 June 2011 22:15

Dead* birds

atsirk 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 7:38

win.

YacL 15

Monday 6 June 2011 8:59

Bet it was difficult explaining to her what the hell happened.

Alwayspullout 7

Monday 6 June 2011 16:30

not really... "Sweety, we just smoked that bird, now it's dead."

skittles222 0

Monday 6 June 2011 8:59

I also hit a cardinal but I was on my way back to college. I cried for a half hour in the car. It can be extremely traumatic, I'm so sorry for you and your kid :(

ImmortalKratos 0

Monday 6 June 2011 11:34

lmao!!!

Carpy 8

Monday 6 June 2011 14:31

Wow, um, oversensitive much?

similies06 0

Monday 6 June 2011 21:55

some people love all living creatures and it hurts them to see one dead, or imagine they could have killed hem. it isn't oversensitive it is having a heart for the creatures that you SHARE the planet with, but I'm sire you don't care.