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By eat my fucking ass, boss - Australia - Melbourne
Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML
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Great mom you got there

Alexa, play "Burning down the house" by Talking Heads

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By  Ambient25  |  24

Sorry for your shitty boss OP. You should definitely look for another job, or refer him to upper management.

Besides it's not like you knew how the guy would react.

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By  Ambient25  |  24

Sorry for your shitty boss OP. You should definitely look for another job, or refer him to upper management.

Besides it's not like you knew how the guy would react.

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By  iknowiwantyou  |  13

I get what your boss is talking about. If a person actually threatens to shoot the place up you should've just given him a discount and talked to police after, regardless of 3 girls just bitching at you last week.

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  hcollins1  |  18

Just because someone becomes unnecessarily irate doesn't mean that they should be given a discount, otherwise everyone would threaten to shoot up the place to get what they want. Rules are rules for a reason!

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  iknowiwantyou  |  13

30 your little prepubescent tween self is trying to keep tabs on me? Don't humour me too much.

Does mommy know you're up this late? It's surely past your bedtime.

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  dreadbeat69  |  12

Sounds like an idiot trying to justify his low wage to me... all of my bosses are really sharp dudes. God knows none of these giant business tycoons are stupid... get over it.

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By  Fernando83  |  19

I say you have a relative come in and purchase a whole bunch of crap and give him a huge discount. The biggest possible and when your boss screams at you again just quit.

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  cypherwars  |  15

This where the actual fun is. I wouldn't quit. I would just fuck him up somehow.
by reporting or making him fall for something actually stupid.
*EvilGrin*

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  B1ackthesun  |  31

Report him to who? this sounds like a bar or club, normally the 'boss' is the owner in establishments like that. HR type situations only occur in large businesses. Don't think OP has to many places to turn in this case.

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