FML : Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I...

Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By eat my fucking ass, boss - / Friday 6 December 2013 23:37 / Australia - Melbourne

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By Ambient25 | 24

#5782110 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:24

Sorry for your shitty boss OP. You should definitely look for another job, or refer him to upper management.

Besides it's not like you knew how the guy would react.

By cakeandfilm | 13

#5782119 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:27

The higher up, the lower the IQ

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By Ambient25 | 24

#5782110 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:24

Sorry for your shitty boss OP. You should definitely look for another job, or refer him to upper management.

Besides it's not like you knew how the guy would react.

Eahae3 | 12

#5782120 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:27

New job time!

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5782264 - Saturday 7 December 2013 6:59

3 cents can go a long way.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5782270 - Saturday 7 December 2013 7:15

31- Not as far a round from a firearm. :p
You just can't win with an employer like that. :p

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#5782301 - Saturday 7 December 2013 8:00

I would like put my two cents in, but I'd still be one cent short...

Somuchart | 3

#5782315 - Saturday 7 December 2013 8:23

3 cents is a little far I guess..but I can understand why the boss may have a different attitude after a guy threatens all your lives.

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5782499 - Saturday 7 December 2013 15:29

If you're life has gotten to the point that you worry about three cents, I suggest reevaluating it.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#5783799 - Sunday 8 December 2013 13:50

I can only wonder what would've happened if this occurred in Ireland...

By iknowiwantyou | 13

#5782113 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:25

I get what your boss is talking about. If a person actually threatens to shoot the place up you should've just given him a discount and talked to police after, regardless of 3 girls just bitching at you last week.

boating_guy | 33

#5782140 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:33

You should read the FML again

iknowiwantyou | 13

#5782155 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:38

omg dammit!

Ambient25 | 24

#5782163 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:39

Reference to #2

"I don't always confuse the money in my register, but when I do, I say "hello ladies"

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5782261 - Saturday 7 December 2013 6:57

Man, iknowiwantyou has had a bad week, haven't you. Most of your comments have been downvoted.

hcollins1 | 18

#5782291 - Saturday 7 December 2013 7:48

Just because someone becomes unnecessarily irate doesn't mean that they should be given a discount, otherwise everyone would threaten to shoot up the place to get what they want. Rules are rules for a reason!

iknowiwantyou | 13

#5782297 - Saturday 7 December 2013 7:54

30 your little prepubescent tween self is trying to keep tabs on me? Don't humour me too much.

Does mommy know you're up this late? It's surely past your bedtime.

By jennifer33106 | 1

#5782115 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:25

damned If you do and damned if you don't. maybe its time for a new job op.

iknowiwantyou | 13

#5782228 - Saturday 7 December 2013 6:19

Actually it's time he called human resources. You can't let bitchy managers get away with their shit.

Soulsbane96_fml | 11

#5782281 - Saturday 7 December 2013 7:27

It sounds like a bar, I doubt they really have HR. The manager probably owns the place.

JesterJosh | 5

#5782995 - Saturday 7 December 2013 22:47

Way to go on replying to the wrong comment.

By JAKASS200 | 5

#5782117 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:26

It's better to be safe than sorry.

B1ackthesun | 31

#5782309 - Saturday 7 December 2013 8:09

I think the more appropriate saying is damned if you do damned if you don't...

By cakeandfilm | 13

#5782119 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:27

The higher up, the lower the IQ

JesterJosh | 5

#5782998 - Saturday 7 December 2013 22:49

This is a poor person excuse. Higher up people usually have college degrees so no they don't have lower IQ.

dreadbeat69 | 12

#5784976 - Monday 9 December 2013 7:29

Sounds like an idiot trying to justify his low wage to me... all of my bosses are really sharp dudes. God knows none of these giant business tycoons are stupid... get over it.

By Rizzen | 27

#5782126 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:28

your boss is a real dick.

miggles | 16

#5782397 - Saturday 7 December 2013 10:45

He's gonna be a hard obstacle :(

By phew_fml | 21

#5782135 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:31

Your boss sounds like he has a bipolar disorder.

Robbieisadowg | 16

#5782769 - Saturday 7 December 2013 19:51

I don't think you fully understand what being Bipolar means. I would suggest researching it.

gingaa96 | 18

#5783531 - Sunday 8 December 2013 8:02

That, or he's just an asshole

By Fernando83 | 19

#5782144 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:35

I say you have a relative come in and purchase a whole bunch of crap and give him a huge discount. The biggest possible and when your boss screams at you again just quit.

By pickleOnABun | 10

#5782146 - Saturday 7 December 2013 5:36

I think id quit.

cypherwars | 15

#5782240 - Saturday 7 December 2013 6:33

This where the actual fun is. I wouldn't quit. I would just fuck him up somehow.
by reporting or making him fall for something actually stupid.
*EvilGrin*

B1ackthesun | 31

#5782388 - Saturday 7 December 2013 10:29

Report him to who? this sounds like a bar or club, normally the 'boss' is the owner in establishments like that. HR type situations only occur in large businesses. Don't think OP has to many places to turn in this case.