Today, I'm a chef and I had a new set of knives delivered. My... - FML

By cabatt - 13/01/2019 04:00

Today, I'm a chef and I had a new set of knives delivered. My boss says to me, ''Be careful with your new knives, they're going to be sharp. You don't want to cut your nail off.'' Not 2 minutes later I chop my whole nail off my right index. He jinxed me. FML

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ned diggers 14

Sunday 13 January 2019 4:07

I guess finger food was on the menu for the day.

MidnaLink 33

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Sunday 13 January 2019 5:02

Please… GO AWAY!

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ned diggers 14

Sunday 13 January 2019 4:07

I guess finger food was on the menu for the day.

IAmClay 24

Sunday 13 January 2019 5:36

This story is a nail biter... or a nail cutter

julfunky 29

Sunday 13 January 2019 5:37

No, he didn’t.

acmariner99 25

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Sunday 13 January 2019 6:12

No, you're just an idiot

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 13 January 2019 6:52

That's such a specific guess for the type of injury that would happen. You could say that your boss... ...wait on it... ...nailed it!

Mungolikecandy 19

Sunday 13 January 2019 19:30

How is it an FML that someone does not listen to advice and a minute later does what they were warned about?

Mr_Mole 24

Monday 14 January 2019 0:42

Very oddly specific thing to say. I’ve never heard of anyone cutting their nail off. Finger tips but not specifically just the nail.

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