Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
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turtlemansam 6
She's not your best friend. she's your mom
cutieepie101 0
omigod. D: so sorry op
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Comments (183)
fml3010 0
******* *****. u too.
c8750 2
Why would this make OP a ******* ****?
Emileerzz 1
Jerry. Jerry. Jerry!
whcwtexan 0
FTW!!!
JocelynKaulitz 28
that sucksss I wonder how u must feel when both are around you at the same time
amayaa_fml 7
get some new ugly friends
gotmilk23 0
made me laugh
peete182 0
can I have your dads address please, I feel I really need to high five him
kateky510 0
your sick dude!
jess2gd4u 0
just screw ur friends dad. just so she can how it feels. lol. does suk though.
smr167 6
no, screw your dad's best friend...
jess2gd4u 0
I don't have a best friend. so mmmmm suk to u!
Southern_Grown 0
eeeewwwww. I'd be pissed!
MissLizWolf 8
Oh. my. god. what is wrong with them? /: that's disgusting...
TheDrifter 24
If op's friend is 20 and her father 35-40 I fail to see the disgusting factor here. Women in their early 20s can be quite beautiful, and if ops father is still in good enough shape to attract tgem then no harm no foul. On the other hand, if she was 13... there are some serious issues with op's father.
Feverrotes 15
I couldn't care less if I get thumbed down for this comment and buried. The feat you father accomplished is, deep down, every man's dream. 99% won't admit, 100% fantasize about it at least once.
eddieyes 0
mmmm no not in my case
elmorous 0
44- you prefer your son's bf?
Frostxtq 0
true dat
ComMed1 0
who said ops dad is married? every guy wants to sleep with a younger woman at least once in his life. now the age of the younger woman varies the idea stays the same.
KrazyKatz3 26
Why would you fantasize about a girl the same age as your daughter???
boopityboppity 11
Good God, man! Is this the fate that awaits me when I grow up? You're 100% sure? Then it must be true! I'm gonna go to Never Never Land.
izzy0122 0
That's ****** disgusting.