Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
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Top comments
turtlemansam 6
She's not your best friend. she's your mom
cutieepie101 0
omigod. D: so sorry op
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Comments (183)
yummycupcakegirl 0
how old is your dad?
christyxoxo 8
woah! thats what i call trashy :/ someone get Jerry Springer on the phone ASAP!! ya never know she could fuuck your grandpa next....if he's still alive
RMC000 7
Your dad's a pervert, end of story.
smellyturkey 0
That's flipping disgusting!! I would kill my best friend! And my dad!
anongrl5846 19
ewwwwewwwwwww
i_am_the_LIQUOR 0
hahahahahhahha thats hilarious
marinarocks25 0
holly chit
boopityboppity 11
You were defeated by your own keyboard. It's smarter than you.
purplesosapop 0
omg i read it wrong. at first i thought it said "my best freind lost her virginity to HER dad"
ieatdeadcats 0
oh waaa, I have sex with my best friends fathers allllll the time. ;)
sophsoph17 0
glad I'm not the only one hahah
tazz9690 0
father WIN!