Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML
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daydreamer244
| 13
so I guess the colored tape didn't help then?
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ihavenosoul
| 4
Your mom must be so proud.
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GrammerNazi1000
| 8
Good job!
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Windex does some amazing things.
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RandomBlackMan
| 0
grammer nazi? it's grammar, son.
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
awe, this reminds me of an episode of That's 70 Show where Michael Kelso slams into Eric's sliding door, several times :D
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fatraptorjesus13
| 9
Even my dog knows better....heres an idea calmly walk outside THEN run like a normal person
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MarvelFF1243
| 0
What a slow learner.
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fmlwmty
| 0
That's what you get you god damn prick? Who the hell is that fucking stupid? God go die in fucking hole (or run into glass a few times whichever you prefer)
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MissBunnyWillEat
| 11
49: Might I suggest midol for that menstrual cramp? Or perhaps some tongs to remove that tampon out of your ass?
Calm down, bro.
Calm down, bro.
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mladd94
| 2
MissBunnyWillEat...You make me laugh every time I read your comments
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YourEvilHero
| 12
am I like the only on who remembers where my door/slider is
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MichellinMan
| 20
I'm guessing your mentally ill.
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RedSharpieInk
| 5
Was it Duck tape? :D
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
It was the Windex crows.
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fmlwmty
| 0
51: hey how about you go fuck yourself just like you do every night you butt hole
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MissBunnyWillEat
| 11
75: How about you invest a little more time into your grammar. Try inserting more commas into your lovely run-on sentences.
Also, I will fuck myself, and I will do it with a smile on my face, while thinking of you.
Also, I will fuck myself, and I will do it with a smile on my face, while thinking of you.
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southerngrl
| 0
78: you are so freaking funny!
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GrammaticalNazi
| 2
22 - It's irony, son.
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fatgirllovesfml
| 0
Eyy #69 your number is turning me on!
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leadman1989
| 15
Bunny you don't have to fuck yourself. Any straight single (some even if they aren't) guy would be glad to help you out.
And I'm cutting the line.
>:p
And I'm cutting the line.
>:p
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MissBunnyWillEat
| 11
110: *clears throat* Well, I was told to "go fuck urself you butt hole" by a delinquent. It wasn't the fact that I opted to do that for no reason. I was just making a point.
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Streeet_hayley
| 6
Oh...no.^
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Sukismama
| 2
That's why he spelled it like that because of people like you, son.
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RandomBlackMan
| 0
105- I'm black.
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mrlochotzki
| 0
Fuck off
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daydreamer244
| 13
so I guess the colored tape didn't help then?
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Rico_Mal1116
| 0
I think you guessed right!
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mduffy08
| 8
Guess that must have hurt.
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ahole123
| 0
I have a feeling the tape just made the humiliation worse.
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ItsTheKing
| 10
This would make a perfect eye glasses commercial.
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missyj0
| 12
Or Windex commercial.
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lilwaynerockz_fml
| 12
I didn't know Forrest Gump posted FMLs!
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samiwammy
| 5
Ouch
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gyroballer
| 0
Ouch
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Teenahx3babii
| 0
That prolly made my day
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Commander223
| 9
*Points gun to head*
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ObeseKitten
| 0
The worst part is... He's not sure if a FML made his day.
I'm going to need that gun...
I'm going to need that gun...
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franceypants
| 0
it would "prolly make my day" of you learned how to spell.
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Patrick121
| 0
You spelled "if" wrong.
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Rico_Mal1116
| 0
*Facepalm*
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GennaSaysFYL
| 3
You spelt "spelled" wrong...
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ifailplzinsultme
| 0
It's ok, together we will find the cure for dumbasses
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ImOlivia
| 5
*Head -> Desk*
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ihavenosoul
| 4
Your mom must be so proud.
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tylersign
| 11
Desperate times call for desperate measures. First, hang up a large sign which reads "please note, there IS a glass door here". ... No need to continue the list. If that isn't enough, then OP has no hope.
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ihavenosoul
| 4
Or just paint the door? Duh.
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fthislyfe
| 22
Your mom knows you very well
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Apparently not well enough...
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fez667
| 0
lol my lil brother did the same thing but there was dirt and crap all over the door and he few back like 3 feet didnt do anything to the door tho
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DKjazz
| 20
I had a dog like your brother once.
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Soloman212
| 28
She should probably just paint the glass, as it seems her last tactic didn't work.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
But then OP would think it's a wall and become hopelessly lost.
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leadman1989
| 15
"there was a door here"
- just pull the...
"IM TRAPPED!!! HELLLLLP"
- there are several other exists... how do you think you got in?
"I'll starve, unless YOU I must eat you"
- the fridge is right there WTF!!!
- just pull the...
"IM TRAPPED!!! HELLLLLP"
- there are several other exists... how do you think you got in?
"I'll starve, unless YOU I must eat you"
- the fridge is right there WTF!!!
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springbok_fml
| 2
the fact your mom had to do that in the first place makes me question your family's IQ
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missmady
| 0
not the family's, just OP's.
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steviesnm
| 6
Do you happen to be blind?
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seeb49
| 7
Mom: "Hm, yeah, I'm going to put some colored tape on the door so that my blind child can see it."
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steviesnm
| 6
Ya'll need to lighten up and not take every bit of sarcasm seriously. There's gotta be some shit wrong with their sight if they can't see a door or colored tape put on it.
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steviesnm
| 6
Oh don't get your panties in a twist. Not like I said they should be blind. Saying the word is not a sin.