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awe, this reminds me of an episode of That's 70 Show where Michael Kelso slams into Eric's sliding door, several times :D

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That's what you get you god damn prick? Who the hell is that fucking stupid? God go die in fucking hole (or run into glass a few times whichever you prefer)

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75: How about you invest a little more time into your grammar. Try inserting more commas into your lovely run-on sentences. Also, I will fuck myself, and I will do it with a smile on my face, while thinking of you.

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Bunny you don't have to fuck yourself. Any straight single (some even if they aren't) guy would be glad to help you out. And I'm cutting the line. >:p

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110: *clears throat* Well, I was told to "go fuck urself you butt hole" by a delinquent. It wasn't the fact that I opted to do that for no reason. I was just making a point.

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Desperate times call for desperate measures. First, hang up a large sign which reads "please note, there IS a glass door here". ... No need to continue the list. If that isn't enough, then OP has no hope.

lol my lil brother did the same thing but there was dirt and crap all over the door and he few back like 3 feet didnt do anything to the door tho

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"there was a door here" - just pull the... "IM TRAPPED!!! HELLLLLP" - there are several other exists... how do you think you got in? "I'll starve, unless YOU I must eat you" - the fridge is right there WTF!!!

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Mom: "Hm, yeah, I'm going to put some colored tape on the door so that my blind child can see it."

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Ya'll need to lighten up and not take every bit of sarcasm seriously. There's gotta be some shit wrong with their sight if they can't see a door or colored tape put on it.

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Oh don't get your panties in a twist. Not like I said they should be blind. Saying the word is not a sin.

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