By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 20:21 - United States
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Good job!
Windex does some amazing things.
grammer nazi? it's grammar, son.
awe, this reminds me of an episode of That's 70 Show where Michael Kelso slams into Eric's sliding door, several times :D
Even my dog knows better....heres an idea calmly walk outside THEN run like a normal person
What a slow learner.
That's what you get you god damn prick? Who the hell is that fucking stupid? God go die in fucking hole (or run into glass a few times whichever you prefer)
49: Might I suggest midol for that menstrual cramp? Or perhaps some tongs to remove that tampon out of your ass? Calm down, bro.
MissBunnyWillEat...You make me laugh every time I read your comments
am I like the only on who remembers where my door/slider is
I'm guessing your mentally ill.
Was it Duck tape? :D
It was the Windex crows.
51: hey how about you go fuck yourself just like you do every night you butt hole
75: How about you invest a little more time into your grammar. Try inserting more commas into your lovely run-on sentences. Also, I will fuck myself, and I will do it with a smile on my face, while thinking of you.
78: you are so freaking funny!
22 - It's irony, son.
Eyy #69 your number is turning me on!
Bunny you don't have to fuck yourself. Any straight single (some even if they aren't) guy would be glad to help you out. And I'm cutting the line. >:p
110: *clears throat* Well, I was told to "go fuck urself you butt hole" by a delinquent. It wasn't the fact that I opted to do that for no reason. I was just making a point.
Oh...no.^
That's why he spelled it like that because of people like you, son.
105- I'm black.
Fuck off
so I guess the colored tape didn't help then?
I think you guessed right!
Guess that must have hurt.
I have a feeling the tape just made the humiliation worse.
This would make a perfect eye glasses commercial.
Or Windex commercial.
I didn't know Forrest Gump posted FMLs!
Ouch
Ouch
That prolly made my day
*Points gun to head*
The worst part is... He's not sure if a FML made his day. I'm going to need that gun...
it would "prolly make my day" of you learned how to spell.
You spelled "if" wrong.
*Facepalm*
You spelt "spelled" wrong...
It's ok, together we will find the cure for dumbasses
*Head -> Desk*
Your mom must be so proud.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. First, hang up a large sign which reads "please note, there IS a glass door here". ... No need to continue the list. If that isn't enough, then OP has no hope.
Or just paint the door? Duh.
Your mom knows you very well
Apparently not well enough...
lol my lil brother did the same thing but there was dirt and crap all over the door and he few back like 3 feet didnt do anything to the door tho
I had a dog like your brother once.
She should probably just paint the glass, as it seems her last tactic didn't work.
But then OP would think it's a wall and become hopelessly lost.
"there was a door here" - just pull the... "IM TRAPPED!!! HELLLLLP" - there are several other exists... how do you think you got in? "I'll starve, unless YOU I must eat you" - the fridge is right there WTF!!!
the fact your mom had to do that in the first place makes me question your family's IQ
not the family's, just OP's.
Do you happen to be blind?
Mom: "Hm, yeah, I'm going to put some colored tape on the door so that my blind child can see it."
Ya'll need to lighten up and not take every bit of sarcasm seriously. There's gotta be some shit wrong with their sight if they can't see a door or colored tape put on it.
Oh don't get your panties in a twist. Not like I said they should be blind. Saying the word is not a sin.


so I guess the colored tape didn't help then?
Your mom must be so proud.