Sing me to sleep…

By anonymous - 25/09/2020 20:01

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Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
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Are you a heavy sleeper or did they just have really quiet sex? Of course, if he was a virgin, it probably lasted about 30 seconds.

OP - Be honest. Were you drunk or stoned?

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Are you a heavy sleeper or did they just have really quiet sex? Of course, if he was a virgin, it probably lasted about 30 seconds.

OP - Be honest. Were you drunk or stoned?

My question is why the **** did your sister not only agree to bone down with this dude in her own brother's room, but also while you were in there at the time? What would have happened if you'd woken up?