Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
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turtlemansam 6
She's not your best friend. she's your mom
cutieepie101 0
omigod. D: so sorry op
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Comments (183)
Melaniee_fml 0
oh my gosh. when I first read this I thought it said she lost her virginity to her dad not yours. it seems like a lot less of a problem now that I've reread it.
jkamme54 2
oh shit Get ready for your new Sister
c8750 2
Not new sister. New stepmom
Griggy 0
F your mom's life...
zemo999 0
Go Dad Go!!! I got a bottle...who's next??? lol
ydur 0
score one for dads everywhere. why does op feel they need "excuses". they both likes it apparently so no issue.
DVecc 0
I hope she was over 18...
mike3775 39
Is the dad still married to the mom? If not, why the big deal if your dad had sex with your best friend? If the best friend is over 18, it is a relationship of consenting adults. If the dad is still married to mom, tell mom. If the best friend is below 18, call the police I know people who have 15 yr gaps in age, and they are happy with each other and the age difference doesn't matter to them at all.
janiiine 5
I'm in a healthy happy age gap relationship.
lala150 24
Age gap aside, if she was drunk then they weren't two consulting adults.
blake10w 0
Wow. I definitely read this wrong. I thoughts Op's friend lost her virginity to her own father. lol
nikki9910 0
haha
ego1 0
SICK!!!! better hope she doesn't end up preggo
0___0 9
This would be a worse FML if it ended in "We're both 12."