Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
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turtlemansam 6
She's not your best friend. she's your mom
cutieepie101 0
omigod. D: so sorry op
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Comments (183)
aprilfacee 0
woaaahhhh.... cradle robber, you might wanna watch out for yourself too...
wriptidez 0
ur father is a
XxAlenaxX 7
To answer all the questions I saw...it's totally illegal we are both 13. He is 45. No my father is NOT hot...in anyway. Him and my mom are divorced but he got re-married like 9 years ago.
shadeslayers09 0
umm, if the girl was drunk, then your dad raped her. drunks can not consent to sex, so therefore it is rape
Fedora14 0
If your friend is 13 what is she doing drunk anyway?
InfiniteSunshine 32
Cause that's the ******* issue here??? She was 13, so not only did a 45 year old man sleep with a 13yr old, he slept with a drunk 13yr old who was in even less of a position to give consent. Her father needs to be arrested for rape.
anabanana7158 0
eww, that's disturbing.
drmorgue 0
do your mom is your father sister?
aarontheawesome 0
Drunk teenies beware. Pedobear is there.
aarontheawesome 0
Taking into account your friends age, that really is so very wrong. Perhaps intimacy and alcohol are social tools which your young friend should not be using for some time yet? Unless of course shes preparing for a future career as a crack *****. On the other hand, my own father (44) is still banging 20 yr old chicks. I most likely will follow a similar pattern, provided I am not happily married at that time. Guys can get away with that sort of thing if they age well. As time goes on that age factor doesn't really hold as much weight.
mad2physicist 0
Assuming they're both over age (doesn't sound like a problem for your dad), I don't see the problem. Your dad could still be attractive even if he's in his 40's. Some women like older men.
sophsoph17 0
I like older men. they are better in bed