Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML
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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I was asking my best friend to tell me all the boys she’d had sex with, because I thought she had slept with my boyfriend. She accidentally said my dad. FML
Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
Today, I caught my 20 year old daughter having sex with my best friend's husband. Apparently it's my fault for coming home early. FML
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I got drunk at a party at our house. At the end, my husband passed out, so his best friend and I carried him to bed. His best friend is stupidly hot and I get horny when I'm drunk, so on a whim I made a pass at him. He shut me down and later told my husband. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
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turtlemansam 6
She's not your best friend. she's your mom
cutieepie101 0
omigod. D: so sorry op
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Comments (183)
waveman56 3
those seem like two perfectly legitimate excuses
GodOfBeer 5
Dad FTW!
scooter69 0
that's pretty awkward.....keep an eye on your dad op! you never know when he'll strike next lol
sduhamel 0
hey what is OP?
BlazingHalo 0
Classic example of Father Lover! should do the same with her dad!! XP
jujubeewhoopie 0
I realize many of you struggle to see the long-term mental health issue with this. And some males see this as a score. But to help put a little perspective here, try reversing the situation from a guy view. "My BF lost his virginity to my mom..." OP. I'm sorry to hear this as I'm sure it hurts deep and broke trust. I would encourage you to work toward forgiveness however.
BlazingHalo 0
I'm pretty sure SNL calls that Mother Lover! =P
generalfubar 0
your picture looks like you've been huffing paint boy
TiffanyBlews27 0
If she's a minor (I'm assuming she is), then that's illegal. Call the cops, get your dad in jail. And even if she's not a minor, if she really was drunk, then it's legally considered rape. Either way, your dad could (and probably should) go to jail. That's just sick & wrong.
TheDrifter 24
To assume makes an ass of u and me. If both people involved are drunk, which one gets the rape charge?
marc_with_a_c 3
Lucky dad ;p
Melaniee_fml 0
oh my gosh. when I first read it I thought it said she lost her virginity to her dad not yours. it seems like a lot less of a problem now that I've reread it.