Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "
imaxmain 24
Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."
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Comments (66)
emisara93 18
Size 8 is perfect. I don't know what he's on. I'm a size 6, but sometimes wear an 8. Size is just a number.
KarlwithaK91 12
to insecure men its much more than just a number haha
DanielleinDC 34
What a prize schmuck. I hope that with his unrealistic expectations, he's alone for a long time. Or he gets dumped by someone who can't be with someone who's got such a tiny penis.
TehPurdo 4
Sorry OP, obviously you deserve someone better than that prick. I'm sure you are just fine the way you are!
hplover7 11
Wow what a dick! You're definitely better off now. People are stupid when it comes to weight, don't pay them any attention. Smile at your good fortune to have that idiot out of your life, and you will find someone much better
Zebediabolical 45
It's ok. Some people dig fat chicks. Some people dig skinny chicks. Some people dig black chicks. Some people dig asian chicks. To make a long story short, no matter what you look like on the outside, someone will dig you. But apparently it's not this douchebag.
escobar07 10
Well if your a size 8, you've always been fat, ok roller pig!
Xotoolyxo 16
What a jerk. He doesn't deserve you, you're beautiful no matter what your jean size is
sassy2085 16
Dump him now one offhand comment turns into nasty snide comments to where you can't do anything without his permission. Run while you still can.
pnutzmckracken 3
You should tell him you've been meaning to lose weight and drop 150+ lbs instantly by dumping his insensitive ass
jethrow1258 4
don't change for him stay the way you are!