Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Top comments
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "
imaxmain 24
Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."
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Comments (66)
KayleeFrye 39
I agree with everyone else who is saying that size 8 is not fat, but that isn't the point! Even if the OP was ACTUALLY legitimately overweight and was wearing a size 24, that doesn't justify her (ex) boyfriend being so cruel!!! Everyone is all, "Oh, that guy was a jerk, you're not fat." Even though that IS true, it seems like commenters are implying that it would have been justified if the OP was actually fat.
mags4982 4
Size 4?!?! That's HUGE! I'm only a size one!
skyturtle 9
A size 4 isn't even close to being huge.
Demoniq 25
UK vs US sizes differ... If I were a size four in my country, I'd be able to wear children's clothes :|
melly1422 5
well that's rude to say to OP, 4 is not huge at allll
iximsrebelixi 3
I would have said it's ok I've been humping your friend anyway lol
alreadyBEENused 7
hes a jerk! screw him.
KarlwithaK91 12
to me personally, size 6-10 is my favorite. girls with that size range usually have some good curves!
peterblack67 9
Obviously he was looking for an excuse to dump you but he has no balls.