Can’nae take any more, Captain! By Emma - 15/02/2022 12:00 Today, I crouched in front of my closet, lost my balance, and broke my thumb trying to steady myself. I'm an artist, and can't work now. I should probably lose some weight. FML I agree, your life sucks 712 You deserved it 270 Tweet Share
Or don't crouch. That's a very unflattering posture for fat people.