Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "
imaxmain 24
Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."
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archertheo 15
He is a douche... But size 8? Definitely still sexy
EvilLittleMan 23
There's a very simple solution for this OP, dump his sorry ass and find an individual that's respectful of you as a person.
Ins0mau 20
He already dumped her. Reread the post and the username.
WhimsicalMusings 11
Er...how is size even relevant to this? It wouldn't matter if she's a size 18, 12, 8 or size zero - it doesn't change the fact that he's a scumbag. He's not only too spineless to say honestly "I'm not happy in this relationship any more," he's arrogant enough to think that he's such a catch that she has to meet his standards, and nasty enough to turn it into a power play. At least he's no great loss. OP, this idiot deserves no validation. Although ripping his oversized ego into fragile pieces would be extremely tempting, he's probably not worth the effort. Unless you can find a puma and a deer costume on short notice, ignore him and leave him to his fate. Manipulative bastards like him always fall prey to bigger, nastier manipulative bastards.
Korra_fml 23
#60, although i agree with most of ur post, im curious as to what the puma and deer costumes are for. please enlighten me? i feel it'll be funny.
WhimsicalMusings 11
I have a feeling nothing I could come up with will rival whatever you can imagine. So I'll just say that I meant a live puma (sorry, I phrased that sentence badly), and the costume is for scumbag ex. And I would suggest that OP watches the outcome from a safe distance. Sadly, large wild cats are hard to find on short notice, and they probably charge for their services.
Korra_fml 23
oh.. lol its no big deal about the phrasing.. should have been able to figure that out *facepalm* and yes, she should watch from a safe distance. she wouldnt want to get blood all over the brand new jeans he just bought her... i hate guys like him.
averynicole18 7
That's awful, what a jerk.
YellowSquirrel92 17
Who the hell cares how much you weigh as long as you're happy and healthy? I'd rather enjoy a burger with a side of fries and a large soda then worry about something like that.
PonyTails13 3
you deserve better. He's an ass
worldclassrager 41
That is one creative and mean way to break up with someone...
hordriss 14
Wow. What an utter bastard he is. I bet you can do better!
tyler22waters 8
You don't have to be a size 4 to be pretty, my girlfriend is a size 10 and I think she's gorgeous.
ji11iannn 3
Awww
pompomkiwi 14
Don't wory hon he's a total jerk