Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Top comments
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "
imaxmain 24
Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."
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Comments (66)
Krazzyjay 6
Smh
jeniaisling 6
**** that retard. Cut his testicles off. Shallow ******.
BreathlessInk 15
What a shallow guy. You should be glad to get rid of him, honestly. There is nothing wrong with your weight. And, as someone who actually is a UK size 4, I'm glad that most of the comments here don't insult skinnier women or other body shapes. I'm sure OP's size looks great on her.
reymon8823 24
Sounds like a wicked shallow bloke **** him find a real man
r00nie 10
Jerk, but innovative
sammyjo06 14
He clearly just wanted to make you feel bad before breaking up with you, what a jerk.
This_FML_Girl 12
why is your boyfriend buying you pants?
Gb1625 7
haha. What an ass. forget it honey. u should probably shave his head bald when he is sleeping. ;)
DarkStorm2Bad 14
What a nobhead! You deserve far better than to be treated like that, and you're much better off without him!
BDA_fml 5
Looks like you're not the only one who won't be getting into your jeans.