Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Top comments
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "
imaxmain 24
Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."
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Comments (66)
stargirl_95 24
Look at the positive side, at least he's shown you his true colours and you've gotten rid of that douchebag. Now you can find yourself an amazing guy who loves you the way you are. P.S size 8 is NOT fat so don't let his words get to you.
perdix 31
Why does he need jeans to measure if you're too fat for him? If you're having sex and he's seeing you naked, that should decide the amount of fat he can tolerate.
REALAfroninga 11
Even then, they are called love handles for a reason.
miggles 16
I think he's trying to find a reason to break up with you. Really an asshole move. Move on.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
He thinks a size 8 is fat? Is he a single man now?
VampOfSavannah 31
Sucks, but on the bright side, perhaps now you can find someone better.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
What a dick move
BanAnnalee 12
What an asshole.
oh_hell_naw 15
Ouch! He doesn't deserve you. Dump his ass and start off fresh in 2014!
kaytasha 18
Its amazing the excuses we come up with to justify our actions and decisions. I hope he's now an ex boyfriend!
kate3101 15
US-ers might also want to note that OP is in the UK. According to ASOS, a UK 8 is a US 4, so OP is already pretty slender. A UK 4 is a US 1, so pretty tiny. OP, your boyfriend is kind of a huge asshole.