Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
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Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, I'd finally reached my goal weight. I went into the office where my husband was, to show him the new size 8 jeans I'd bought. He responded with "I wouldn't buy any more clothes, you'll be putting the weight back on again soon." FML
Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight after I asked him repeatedly to tell his daughter to stop wearing my clothes. She stretches them out and has busted seams. The last straw was when she broke the heels on my very expensive shoes. I'm not being mean, she’s a size 14 and I’m a 6. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Top comments
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "
imaxmain 24
Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."
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MikaykayUnicorn 36
Jerk! You should buy him a bra and say "I think it might be too small because your manboobs have gotten huge. "
rockne93 17
Your profile is weird as shit
HKCgrimmjow 15
Holy **** I agree. That's the weirdest shit I've seen in ages!
levention 18
Size 8?! Someone needs to hit the gym.
oathkeeper99 31
OP lives in the UK. Size 8 here is a US size 4.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
how can something as normal as shit, something all animals do be usrd to describe something wierd?
Lilxpie 18
#41 I think that Australian sizes are the same or similar to the UK's. So an 8 there would probably be the same here.
DustyLyn1 9
Somebody are some "Bitch-O's" for breakfast!
TwistedCherub1 15
Even if she was talking about an U.S. size 8, that's not fat. My sister wears an 8 and she's a college cheerleader who eats super healthy and works out with a trainer 5 days per week.
ohcheriecherie 20
35, go **** a truck. size 8 is tiny.
KayleeFrye 39
Size 8 is actually pretty small! Someone needs to hit reality!
MikaykayUnicorn 36
? I don't understand how my profile is weird.
imaxmain 24
Maybe its just his way of saying "Im a ******* prick who wants to make my soon to be ex feel bad about her self."
sabrinalynn22 19
Sounds like he was just trying to find an excise to break up. You should've told him that he's gotten too immature for you!
sapphiregirly 11
I think your New Years resolution should be to get rid of that insensitive jerk this year!
MikaykayUnicorn 36
She probably already did that.
sapphiregirly 11
well, in my defense, it does say 'boyfriend'. Not ex-boyfriend.
greeneyebeauty9 28
The FML also stated he said he can't be with her anymore. & OP's username says she got dumped.
Alexis2742 31
Get him some XS condoms and say "I know these will be too big but they were the smallest they had"
ThomasBombadil 31
I would go the other way. Get some Jumbo condoms and then get pissed when he can't fill them out. Really pissed. And then dump the loser already, you deserve better.
REALAfroninga 11
I'm just saying, I know a lot of assholes, and that could backfire really quickly. The best way to handle this would just be to be the bigger person OP.
warriorkitty_ 10
I cant even...... Best revenge? Somehow exercise lots for one year and get to a size 4 while secretly sending him fattening food like cake and fast food etc. Then do the same to him.>:D opps you are too fat for me now ;D
Dave_Davington 34
That would imply he's actually worth a year's worth of hard work and quite a bit of money.
BellaBear90 27
Also, op is from the uk. A size 4 is tiny. Unhealthy tiny.
gracehi 33
Some people just can't achieve certain sizes because of their bone structure.
mcrepas 19
Even then in the US, a size 8 is not big. I prefer girls being larger than a 4 otherwise they look too delicate and bony.
warriorkitty_ 10
Haha okay!!Looking back,I did realised how unrealistic my comment was because 1.)the money used for petty revenge could be put into other more useful stuff like new clothes etc. 2.)In one year time,OP probably wouldnt give a shit about revenge. 3.)I probably wouldnot be motivated to lose that much weight just for an ex. Yes yes,I did forgot about cultural difference because I personally am a size 4 (I think.Based on google.) and most of the girls here are like 45kg max.(Thats around 99pounds) Whereas size 4 is considered healthy and anything above that could be considered on the overweight size for Asians,it does not match the bone structure of Caucasians.Pictures of size 4 Caucasians I looked up in google looked extremely anorexic,like a walking skeleton. So yes,I do apologise for posting without actual thought whatsoever.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
:( I wear size 2-4 (depending on the clothing company), and I don't think I look anorexic...
LostMy_Marbles 24
Buy him a set of crayons and tell him he's right, he can't be with you anymore. What a childish ass....
Kibaruto 33
Look, I'd absolutely love anyone who bought me crayons. Maybe they should get him something that's actually childish as an insult instead?
greeneyebeauty9 28
It sounds like he was being a jerk and trying to use an excuse to break things off with you. There's nothing wrong with being that size. He didn't deserve you if he couldn't have broken things off with you while being honest with it.
KinkyCurly 13
^---- I agree with all the comments & wanted to add that I hope you don't end up forgiving him for acting this way. Those kind of guys deserve to be alone.
Ramanella 26
You deserve better. Be with someone who is man enough, so when things aren't working out he will break it off like a decent human being. Btw a size 8 is not fat.