Quick thinking

By me. - 29/10/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, my dad walked in on me masturbating. All I could say was, "Uh, I had an itch…" FML
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BlacOpsMaximus 5

Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell?? ..

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kaplan_reject 5

Spider bite...... Spider bite... Oooooh itchy spider bite!

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xlord 27

It would be funny if OP walked in on his parents and his dad says "ummm your mum also had an itch"

1 0
TKmax 5

Good contribution. And what makes this a classic unless this is a regular occurrence for you.

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TKmax 5

Good contribution. And what makes this a classic unless this is a regular occurrence for you.

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Marcella1016 31

29 - That means number 1 got moderated. I've noticed everyone seems to be assuming it was a guy. The "explanation" would've made more sense - and the entire situation been way more awkward (and interesting) - if OP was female O_o

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Llama_Face89 33

31- I was actually thinking the same thing.

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alliewillie 22

Yep and you had to fap it. Uh, I mean scratch it.

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sarahxD1234 5

29- you must be new . (picture)

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blackheart24 10

Fap fap fap fap fap...

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Miq94 0

Same thing happened to me! Hahaha

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Think that's bad I was masturbating and playing pokemon (not at the same time and no I wasn't jerking off to Pokemon) and my dad walked in luckily he didnt see ._.

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killersexy 1

Wat the **** dude really ?

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promarkchris 6

"I was justing cleaning it and it went off"

7 1
likasumboooodi 0

um...I was just massaging it because some idiot kicked it......wanna help??? ;P?

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Evan2297 0

A really really bad itch.... So I casually decided to scratch it.... With lotion and ****....

4 1
BlacOpsMaximus 5

Dad: Must have been one hell of an itch Offspring: Yes, it kinda was... O.o Dad: Umm why are there stains on your shorts, & wtf is that smell?? ..

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flooger101 6

Why would there be a smell???

25shark 5

Its that new semen smell!

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yankfan89 27

It may not be the smell of semen it doesn't state whether OP is a male or female

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Brice28_fml 10

There's a skeeter on my Peter whack it off!

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PlasticSand 6

I like to itch my balls while looking at naked (wo)men. Is there a problem, father?

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

My brother once walked in on me and the first thing I yelled out was "**** You" hahaha I don't even know why I said it lol just a reaction.

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youcunthole 0

U should have told him u were checking for ticks

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SammySteel 6

Isn't it the worst when your parents walk in.

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raphanne_fml 33

Nah, it could be worse. Like when your grandparents walk in.

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avocado23 5

5 - looks like you're used to that now, considering you must still be living at home.

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ShyAnn29 14

It could be worse, like your parents and grandparents walking in! O.o

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SammySteel 6

I'll admit it, I deserved the backlash even through I was only kidding around lol

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Better than killing grandma with your money shot.

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

#5's response could also be a legitimate reference to the original American Pie. "It's like warm apple pie." *challenge accepted******* pie* (Dad walks in) Challenge failed. (miserably)

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robc32ca 4

He knows what you're doing and has done it himself...a lot!!!

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skata 4

yeah mausterbating was big in the seventies...

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PeypeyTheBeeotch 1

Hay!! Don't diss Jersey!!! (BTW do not refer to JerseyShore that show is a ton of stereotypes!)

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xosportsgirl14x 8

Is that why you spelled hey a hay and used the word diss?

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dyble95 0

Ya because all doors have locks on them... -__-

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poorjudgement 26

Find ones that do.

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flooger101 6

Or do it in the shower.

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Blueglasscup 18

Just some hardcore scratching for an annoying itch!

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CraneTG 0

Dad: Oh yea I have the same exact itch. Look!

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EmreArslan 11

Thats weird, i seem to have the same itch

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