Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?

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StormGirl142 24

I think you accidentally a few words.

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onlychildFTW 33

Bad idea. What if it's his birthday and his parents come in to be the first I wish him a happy b-day? (Old FML reference)

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Skyanne 11

Oedipus Complex, anyone?

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Skyanne 11

...I hope the OP didn't kill his Dad, too.

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NAU_future 7

Guess OP took his psychology class too seriously.

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lilyisme1324 0

Wow......smooth move you just tried to make it not awkward? Ya no sounds like you did the opposite

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hippyhater3000 4

dude... really?

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ItsTheKing 10

Lock the door man. It's the only way to be safe.

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Nuttyicecream 2

She will then start stroking it for you as a means to show she cares you were thinking about her (: Good idea OP

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Why you sick, sick little moo cow. I think I might kill you tonight.

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DocBastard 38

You successfully defused the awkward tension and transformed it into horrible disgustingness.

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bighood24 17

He's gonna be masturbating at the table, I don't want any of that special dressing

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angrymexican 8

"What sounds like someone is banging on the table?"

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