Perv

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 14:53 - Canada

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Today, while working as a makeup artist in the mall, I was approached by a man who wanted to try lipstick, which isn't unusual we do a lot of drag. While I was applying it, he started to make gross noises and, after a quick glance, I realized he had a massive erection. He then whispered, "Mmmm don't stop now." FML
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penguinz 0

danggg sooo gross

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maedoc 0

well did you finish him off at least?

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penguinz 0

danggg sooo gross

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alleyx3 0

agreed

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Ambrielle 0

omfg that's just NASTY! I wudve freaked!

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vollyball921 0
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wut a fukin PERV

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ShorTiE4LyFe 0

HOLY CRAP!!! F*** ur life!

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zackk5 0

lipstick fetish win. fafp.

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isaiaha11 2

did u havesex?

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photofool 0
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I agree, your life is f***ed!!!

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FMLJFL 5
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At least it was massive? Lol just kidding thats still gross..... People really should control those urges in public.

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maedoc 0

well did you finish him off at least?

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shhhitsasecret 0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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niquii 0

that's wat I was going to ask lmfao

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BirdieCurls 25
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in which way?

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TheZephyrSon 3

That really sucks...

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

That's probably why it's on FML.

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rhiley 26
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the sarcasm is real

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Eli0 0

wow

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shaynashakesit 0
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Ugh, I am SO sorry. That'd be really awkward; in these situations, people need to keep their fetishes to themselves!

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24788 6
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I'd be terrified, women should be allowed to wear mace for this reason. 1000th COMMENT!

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24788 6
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I'd be terrified, I think women should be allowed to carry mace for this reason. 1,000th Comment!

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PaperCaper 11
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uh... I'm pretty sure women ARE allowed to carry mace.

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karlh043 1

Hi

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5secondsofvvifi 21
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Women definitely are allowed to carry mace. I almost always have it with me.

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betsymonty 0
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He should have least slipped you a 20 for your trouble.

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felipe87 2
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I am not sure that would be legal

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JenniferNThomas 14
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155. It'd be like getting a tip... A very awkward tip...

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FBIWarning 0

LOL "after a quick glance" G_G

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