Perv

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 14:53 - Canada

Spicy
Today, while working as a makeup artist in the mall, I was approached by a man who wanted to try lipstick, which isn't unusual we do a lot of drag. While I was applying it, he started to make gross noises and, after a quick glance, I realized he had a massive erection. He then whispered, "Mmmm don't stop now." FML
I agree, your life sucks 82 745
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Same thing different taste

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penguinz 0
maedoc 0

well did you finish him off at least?

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At least it was massive? Lol just kidding thats still gross..... People really should control those urges in public.

maedoc 0

well did you finish him off at least?

shhhitsasecret 0

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

niquii 0

that's wat I was going to ask lmfao

TheZephyrSon 3
Hiimhaileypotter 52

That's probably why it's on FML.

Ugh, I am SO sorry. That'd be really awkward; in these situations, people need to keep their fetishes to themselves!

I'd be terrified, women should be allowed to wear mace for this reason. 1000th COMMENT!

I'd be terrified, I think women should be allowed to carry mace for this reason. 1,000th Comment!

uh... I'm pretty sure women ARE allowed to carry mace.

Women definitely are allowed to carry mace. I almost always have it with me.

He should have least slipped you a 20 for your trouble.

155. It'd be like getting a tip... A very awkward tip...

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LOL "after a quick glance" G_G