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lol what a win
Did you tell her to get extra napkins???
Ask for a hot cherry pie! XD
Anything with jerk seasoning.
You don't lock the door? Or do it somewhere you wouldn't get caught.. Now you have to live with that embarrassment. Ya kinda deserve it.
1) Your icon is a win. In other news, yeah, get a burger, and make sure she picks up extra napkins.
"We be up in this drive-thru Order for two I got a craving for a number nine like my shoe!"
McChicken extra sauce, cheese and bacon on the burger!
I guess you want a "Big Mac"
Incest is wincest
Nah, he probably didn't have to...
97: Seeing as how he was already beating off, he probably didn't need another… especially from his mother.
230, I was both disturbed and entertained by your comment, kudos.
Double patty! (Gosh, we sound like such fatasses here. XD ) 1- So is your icon FTW. Fullmetal Alchemist is the best! :D
Cool story bro. What did you get from McDonald's?
This really sounds like the beginning of an incest porno.
You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?
Wincest?
Honestly? Put yourself in the mum's position. You wouldn't stand there and keep staring even if you were in shock, you'd close the door and go.
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Show it anywayI made an account just so I could thumb up your comment...
Congratulations on your first comment!
It's yerp
I also just made an account to thumb up your comment
Anyone ever heard of "rabbit caught in headlights"? No?
Have you never been caught in a situation where you didn't know what to do?
Deer deer deer
Is it bad that my first thought was, "Big Mac for compensation" … if of course that even makes sense out of my own mind… :P
Id agree with #2...thats one freaky mom...id be scared.
Did you finish afterward?
Nothing like the image of Ronald McDonald to really get you going!
If he did finish.. It would make this FML even weirder.
How the hell could you finish after that?
please tell me you said milkshakes OP. ohh before you thumbs me down its bad joke sunday.(which in case you didnt know is every sunday)
Oh no worries man. There are plenty of other reasons to thumb you down as well.
Ouch...
168 just so you know im usually alot more funny (god i can already tell this will end badly) then this but the bad jole sunday thing is kind of a long story
Oh god my grammar nazi mind just tried to brbsucide reading your comment, @188.
You just slow down to first gear to keep the motor running, and ask for a big Mac, no special sauce!
I thought of the scene in We Need to Talk about Kevin
It was a clever concept. And yeah. I'm not a fan of kids either.
Not sayjng that im a creepy person for creeping your account and stuff but dont u think your kinda askin for old man dick pics by posting ur cell number just sayin....
I did too!
When will people learn to lock their doors and to knock. I hope you stopped playing with yourself though while you two stared at each other.
Some people don't have locks, but I agree with you. :P poor OP.
locked door, middle of the day? might as well as just post it as your fb status. ps. McD's afterwards? .*sings* Ameriiiican Liiiiife
I wanna like the second part of what you said and dislike the first. I've lived in twenty houses and none had locks so far. If OP is renting, they may not be allowed to install locks in doors.
u should habr said quarter pounder with cheese then asked her to leave so u can finish
29- yep he was jerking off.
as a matter of fact yes I only have one arm. sorry for misspelling ONE word
Do you really only have one arm?
Yo no hablo retardo.
I wanna know too. Seriously dude.. Do u really have just one hand? No joke. Tell us
No, he was busy escaping Mexico, until he had a sudden urge to go on his phone to type in this ridiculous comment...
dafuq did I just read
If it was up to the FML community, she should've joined in with you. Be glad we're not a part of your daily life.
If it was Like the **** videos the mom and sister would have joined
The awkward stare down. who caves in first
When words are not enough the eyes can say alot.
So can the hand on the penis
Hmm, having a stare competition with your mom while masterbating? Quite the multitasker!
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You should have finished like a man in front of her. What's even more awkward is that she stared. Incest?
lol what a win