Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
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chris_lillo
| 15
Would you rather her know the truth?
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wanted_2_want
| 40
So you were trying to choke the chicken but were squeaking like a mouse.
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chris_lillo
| 15
Would you rather her know the truth?
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wanted_2_want
| 40
So you were trying to choke the chicken but were squeaking like a mouse.
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lexos
| 16
Why would that be a bad thing?
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Charlie Given
| 23
Damn what we're ya doing beating it to death🤣🤣
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RichardPencil
| 28
Don’t you do both?
I have a friend who says when he jerks it in the shower, he belts out a medley of “Dancing with Myself,” “The Reflex,” and “I Touch Myself.”
I have a friend who says when he jerks it in the shower, he belts out a medley of “Dancing with Myself,” “The Reflex,” and “I Touch Myself.”
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PorchKitty
| 16
"a friend"
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Ed Munson
| 14
Yes, that's a lot of detail about "a friend"!
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RichardPencil
| 28
It was indeed my friend! I always tell the truth, I honestly do.
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Davros
| 12
Hey it's his penis and he can wash it as fast as he wants.
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julfunky
| 29
You get a more thorough wash with a vigorous rub.
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Mungolikecandy
| 19
Lassie? (name that film).
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Luke16eirb7deneuwn1
| 20
I think you're better of like this...
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wHSKitty
| 11
How are we so sure OP is a guy?
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_Hakuna_Matata_
| 12
Now that's a new trick i haven't heard of before lol