By Anonymous user - 09/08/2018 06:00

Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
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Would you rather her know the truth?

So you were trying to choke the chicken but were squeaking like a mouse.

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Would you rather her know the truth?

So you were trying to choke the chicken but were squeaking like a mouse.

Why would that be a bad thing?

Damn what we're ya doing beating it to death🤣🤣

Don’t you do both? I have a friend who says when he jerks it in the shower, he belts out a medley of “Dancing with Myself,” “The Reflex,” and “I Touch Myself.”

Yes, that's a lot of detail about "a friend"!

It was indeed my friend! I always tell the truth, I honestly do.

Hey it's his penis and he can wash it as fast as he wants.

You get a more thorough wash with a vigorous rub.

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Lassie? (name that film).

I think you're better of like this...

How are we so sure OP is a guy?

Now that's a new trick i haven't heard of before lol