Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?

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StormGirl142 24

I think you accidentally a few words.

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bighood24 17

Wow of all things to say, that is in the top 5 of what NOT to say to your mom with your dick in your hand

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bighood24 17

I'm gonna guess asking for her help, and saying it's to gay **** are in that list

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immaMonsta 8

"Today, I caught my son/daughter masturbating. I didn't want to make the situation any more awkward, so I tried to leave quickly. Then my son/daughter blurted out, 'Oh, I was just thinking about you!' FML."

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perdix 29

Well, buddy, you just guaranteed yourself many visits to a psychiatrist. . . Or some very forbidden sex, depending on how your mom handled your announcement. This is a lose-lose-lose situation, except maybe for the psychiatrist or TMZ.

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zebralover23 14

That would be creepy..

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cjg2013 0

and your hot. eyes might be fake. but still beautiful!

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taerts 9

Of all the different things you could've said...

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Dajucy1 7

Honestly, he shouldn't have said anything

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fishface517 10

Well... It's better than seeing both your parents masturbating.... That is never fun trust me.

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Marteeny23 19

That sounds like it would scar your soul.

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Benji55 1

So you want your mother. Tell your dad to watch out I sure your getting ready to go Oedipus on him

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