FML : Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my...

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Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By XxMe123xx / Thursday 19 August 2010 00:51 / France

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By sarahenity | 8

#1267391 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:12

That is amazing

By Ludii_fml | 0

#1268758 - Thursday 19 August 2010 11:30

eww my dad would have a heart attack.

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By sarahenity | 8

#1267391 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:12

That is amazing

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moodyreallyrocks | 27

#4813903 - Tuesday 14 August 2012 22:55

Agreed! Must've been a little awkward though..

By hiyouaregreat | 0

#1267401 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:12

Well, thaaaaaat was awkward.

By flotar | 0

#1267403 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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HannaMarie95 | 0

#4389177 - Friday 4 May 2012 3:52

Can't you read?

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Peachy2392 | 26

#5763787 - Friday 22 November 2013 7:27

Unfortunately, Hanna, there's a good amount of people on here that can't read and make rude comments when they have no idea what they're talking about.

By srunano | 4

#1267405 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:13

YDI for being a screamer :)

By uberfaill | 0

#1267409 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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Ludii_fml | 0

#1268758 - Thursday 19 August 2010 11:30

eww my dad would have a heart attack.

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meploLol | 0

#1269920 - Thursday 19 August 2010 15:42

my dad would grab a gun and be heading for the boys house!

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heynow00wellthen | 0

#1269974 - Thursday 19 August 2010 15:56

Lol if my dad were to hear something like that, my life would end. And the guy's life too.

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jennasayhella | 3

#1270592 - Thursday 19 August 2010 16:52

if my mother heard that... well let's just say he wouldn't have his family jewels...

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whattagirl | 0

#1270665 - Thursday 19 August 2010 17:04

same... if my bf decided to be funny and record it, do somethin else with it, don't do somethin like that unless u wanna die via my familia :P

By uberfaill | 0

#1267431 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:15

lol at 6

By alldara | 0

#1267435 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:15

cut him off lol.

By BSRHollyJet | 0

#1267441 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:15

haha wat an ass.
ur man is funny

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Peacemaker9 | 7

#1267457 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:18

lol bf = boss!!!! that such a major win

By afdude87 | 6

#1267442 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:16

that's hilarious. lol

By lancegonyeau | 0

#1267480 - Thursday 19 August 2010 9:21

did you get the poison out ???

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