Play it cool

By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada

Spicy
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

Oh I've seen this movie!! ....Pornhub right?

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StormGirl142 24

I think you accidentally a few words.

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Sumo69 9

That's just sick dude please tell me at least it's your step mom

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PsychSwirl2012 1

A combination of this FML and your username made me puke a little in my mouth...

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hippyhater3000 4

you spoke my mind.... im now depressed.

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hippyhater3000 4

39- you spoke my mind im now depressed

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HaniahAhmad 0

You should get a lock or maybe put a chair or... dresser behind your door... First rule of masturbating: Don't get caught! FYL

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cyK0tek 0

**Jetpacks away** "NOTHING TO DO HERE"

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MandieL 27

Isn't jet pack joyride the BEST game ever!!!!

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hippyhater3000 4

173- brilliance!!

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onlychildFTW 33

It would benefit him if he was. Then he wouldn't be an idiot all the time.

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cinnamonbuns69 8

Today, I walked into the kitchen and caught my son masturbating. He looked up, saw me and confessed that he had been thinking about me. FML

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Wtfeezy 5

Awkward... When you said that did it make you horny??

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bighood24 17

Well he was mid stroke when he said it

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