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blondie1208
| 17
so how did the conversation with grandma go?
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ZebulonPike
| 8
Owned!
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ZebulonPike
| 8
Owned!
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JacobWithaY
| 5
Did she at least make you wash your hands?
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Kypopz
| 9
The mom is so casual, like it's an everyday thing..
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kjcookie10
| 9
"Hold on mom!! I'm about to finish... Oh!!! Ok let me talk to my Grams!"
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rodgersfan
| 6
At first I thought it said stop jacking off to your grandmother....
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me_gusta_eso
| 1
Your mom is such a "jerk off".
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
Did your grandma ask how it went?
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
What a noob.
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ForeverUnemplyed
| 0
Op never said he was jacking off he couldve just been playing with his balls or something :/
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Target acquired.
Launch sequence in
3...
2...
Launch sequence in
3...
2...
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
The moms probably used to walking in on people jerking off. Lol. xD
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iliketofu
| 6
Was the phene on vibration?
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
i wouldve kept jacking off just to piss her off
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GovernorGeneral
| 8
And i wouldve cut your dick off.
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
and i wouldve shoved a buck knife in your vag
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mancool124
| 4
ydi for not locking your door>.> ••••••
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16rrpass
| 0
Retard
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kapippenger
| 0
My sides hurt from laughing!!
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TheRealBruce
| 12
Oh noo! Ydi for making it so obvious
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TherealMort
| 0
Hi Bruce! Long time no see
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TheMaster15
| 10
Im curious. Was he just like watching tv and then like "ohh spongebob, yesss", or what?
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ladyLALAA
| 28
TheRealLalaa
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girl112891
| 7
Lock you door next time.
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boofgall
| 16
69- thumbed down.. Your comments always seem to annoy me ._.
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zombicidal
| 11
I wonder if all these real*insert family guy character here* are like the same dude that just likes to fuck with our heads
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jaredjudd21
| 2
:O it's like a family reunion.
44- your a jew
44- your a jew
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
Was I the only one who read this in his voice?
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jaredjudd21
| 2
124- do you realize how much that would consume your life.
( starts sobbing) its soooo difficult....
( starts sobbing) its soooo difficult....
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TheRealBruce
| 12
Oh heyy Mort it has been long let's catch up sometime and to everyone else we are not the same person:)
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lolmonster34
| 0
Did anyone say oh nooo in a Bruce voice or was that just me
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evillittleme
| 5
Yeah OP, just how loud do u fap?! Geez
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GhostDuck
| 30
I'm assuming very carefully.
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Poser1337
| 5
Both of these family characters live in the same location. OMG SAME PERSON
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Kypopz
| 9
152 - I read your description in Bruce's voice..
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blondie1208
| 17
so how did the conversation with grandma go?
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AlaskanEskimo34
| 0
"hang on grandma let me finish real quick....ahhhhh....okay so how was bingo yesterday?"
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segge5
| 0
Just a little;)
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FMLsOhilarious
| 6
#80 nope, I actually found it funny
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gntfmlingnow
| 12
80 - it was obviously too far if it hit the phone.
OH, you meant the joke. Never mind.
OH, you meant the joke. Never mind.
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ForeverUnemplyed
| 0
Grandma: "You're growing up so fast! Just yesterday I was changing your diapers but look at you now" :,)
OP: "Well grandma now you can buy me new underwear cuz I need to change mine! ;D
OP: "Well grandma now you can buy me new underwear cuz I need to change mine! ;D
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Torva_fml
| 16
121- try a washing machine. those save people from buying tons of new clothes.
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monkeebalz
| 0
Well thats a "jerk" move
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sportsmaniak13
| 3
ahh puns
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CheckItOutItsYou
| 7
Ahh noobs
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ForeverUnemplyed
| 0
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh as am I
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stuffhappens223
| 7
Haha don't hear that everyday
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PYLrulz
| 17
129 - I believe your line was "c-c-c-combo breaker!"
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ImInYourFACEbook
| 8
141- I believe you meant 'CUMbo breaker' No? Ok..my bad.
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JEnglish89
| 1
You should probably stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother...
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TheRealBruce
| 12
.
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coried91
| 28
This comment was pointless
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
So was this one
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
So was this one.
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flockz
| 19
and all of these.
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pookberry
| 4
Boobs
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tylersign
| 11
^ Not pointless.
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ForeverUnemplyed
| 0
Sword!!!!
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number0
| 8
AND MY AXE!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Why does he have to stop? Men can multi-task too.
*Hi grandma, don't mind the fapping sound.
...So, how's tricks? *
*Hi grandma, don't mind the fapping sound.
...So, how's tricks? *
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cash_monkey72
| 9
6 out of 7 of these comments were pointless. Mine included.
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MelTheGreat
| 23
Old people... yum.
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bling87
| 0
That is really creepy...
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Guy247bp2
| 1
That made me want to vomit.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Herberta?
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Amrel
| 10
Theres a website for people like you Mel
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maddienoelle
| 13
Does no one understand the joke here besides me?
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Amrel
| 10
Enlighten me Maddie
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ForeverUnemplyed
| 0
Mel is obviously a cannibal that especially enjoys the elderly how could you have not gotten that???
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Miss_Attitude96
| 24
And your grandmother hung up after she said that, right?
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arttyruiz
| 7
I wonder how grandma reacted.
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takeitandrun
| 13
Don't jack off when other people are at the house, or at least lock the door. Don't be rude.
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cooLING
| 0
There also is a thing called "knocking". Have you heard of it?
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drlove78843
| 6
I live in a big family, if I'm not gonna jack off whenever someone at home then I would never be able to it :(
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Just make believe you're taking a shit. Or simply do it in the shower.
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LolFMLnot
| 10
56 you can always do it at night time in the washroom
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icefshng8
| 9
Takeitandrun, is that your snake? What is it? Carpet python? I've never seen one with quite that pattern.
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fgwrxfiend
| 11
you live IN a big family #56? how's that going?
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DoctorNana
| 0
Not everyone has locks on their doors :S
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weeman4189
| 0
Omg lol rotfl