Caught red-handed

By caught - 09/01/2012 00:43 - United States

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Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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blondie1208 17

so how did the conversation with grandma go?

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JacobWithaY 5

Did she at least make you wash your hands?

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Kypopz 9

The mom is so casual, like it's an everyday thing..

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kjcookie10 9

"Hold on mom!! I'm about to finish... Oh!!! Ok let me talk to my Grams!"

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rodgersfan 6

At first I thought it said stop jacking off to your grandmother....

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me_gusta_eso 1

Your mom is such a "jerk off".

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Idonebeenhad 17

Did your grandma ask how it went?

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ForeverUnemplyed 0

Op never said he was jacking off he couldve just been playing with his balls or something :/

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Target acquired. Launch sequence in 3... 2...

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GovernorGeneral 8

The moms probably used to walking in on people jerking off. Lol. xD

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I_Punch_Babies 7

i wouldve kept jacking off just to piss her off

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GovernorGeneral 8

And i wouldve cut your dick off.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

and i wouldve shoved a buck knife in your vag

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mancool124 4

ydi for not locking your door>.> ••••••

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TheRealBruce 12

Oh noo! Ydi for making it so obvious

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TheMaster15 10

Im curious. Was he just like watching tv and then like "ohh spongebob, yesss", or what?

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boofgall 16

69- thumbed down.. Your comments always seem to annoy me ._.

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zombicidal 11

I wonder if all these real*insert family guy character here* are like the same dude that just likes to **** with our heads

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jaredjudd21 2

:O it's like a family reunion. 44- your a jew

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ImFrackinBored 13

Was I the only one who read this in his voice?

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jaredjudd21 2

124- do you realize how much that would consume your life. ( starts sobbing) its soooo difficult....

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TheRealBruce 12

Oh heyy Mort it has been long let's catch up sometime and to everyone else we are not the same person:)

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lolmonster34 0

Did anyone say oh nooo in a Bruce voice or was that just me

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GhostDuck 30

I'm assuming very carefully.

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Poser1337 5

Both of these family characters live in the same location. OMG SAME PERSON

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Kypopz 9

152 - I read your description in Bruce's voice..

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blondie1208 17

so how did the conversation with grandma go?

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

"hang on grandma let me finish real quick....ahhhhh....okay so how was bingo yesterday?"

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FMLsOhilarious 6

#80 nope, I actually found it funny

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gntfmlingnow 12

80 - it was obviously too far if it hit the phone. OH, you meant the joke. Never mind.

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ForeverUnemplyed 0

Grandma: "You're growing up so fast! Just yesterday I was changing your diapers but look at you now" :,) OP: "Well grandma now you can buy me new underwear cuz I need to change mine! ;D

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Torva_fml 16

121- try a washing machine. those save people from buying tons of new clothes.

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JEnglish89 1

You should probably stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother...

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RedPillSucks 31

Why does he have to stop? Men can multi-task too. *Hi grandma, don't mind the fapping sound. ...So, how's tricks? *

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cash_monkey72 9

6 out of 7 of these comments were pointless. Mine included.

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Amrel 10

Theres a website for people like you Mel

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maddienoelle 13

Does no one understand the joke here besides me?

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ForeverUnemplyed 0

Mel is obviously a cannibal that especially enjoys the elderly how could you have not gotten that???

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Miss_Attitude96 24

And your grandmother hung up after she said that, right?

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takeitandrun 13

Don't jack off when other people are at the house, or at least lock the door. Don't be rude.

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cooLING 0

There also is a thing called "knocking". Have you heard of it?

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drlove78843 6

I live in a big family, if I'm not gonna jack off whenever someone at home then I would never be able to it :(

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KiddNYC1O 20

Just make believe you're taking a shit. Or simply do it in the shower.

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LolFMLnot 10

56 you can always do it at night time in the washroom

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icefshng8 9

Takeitandrun, is that your snake? What is it? Carpet python? I've never seen one with quite that pattern.

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fgwrxfiend 11

you live IN a big family #56? how's that going?

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DoctorNana 0

Not everyone has locks on their doors :S

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