By I hear everything... - 22/04/2017 18:00

Today, I can now identify which of my four roommates is using the washroom, based on their grunts. I just love having a bedroom beside the bathroom. FML
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Emmereen 29

Of all the noises I've heard coming from bathrooms, I think I prefer to hear only grunts.

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RichardPencil 30

Soon, you'll be able to tell the level of fiber in each of their diets. Maybe you ought to invest in some earplugs.

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Emmereen 29

Of all the noises I've heard coming from bathrooms, I think I prefer to hear only grunts.

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RichardPencil 30

Soon, you'll be able to tell the level of fiber in each of their diets. Maybe you ought to invest in some earplugs.

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CantTouchThat 29

At least you'll always know when it's empty!! And if the walls are that thin, they're probably saying the same about you.

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Druu 53

Speakers to the wall. Ride of the Valkyries. Time the plops.

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Vampirequeen346 8

You're not alone, my bedroom is also right beside the bathroom.. ?

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Manual_Manoosy 21

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species4872 19

One wonders what they hear when you're in there.

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Vkfan 28

I feel you, op; I live in a family composed by 6 people, and my bed is directly against the wall leading to the bathroom. 2 advices: always keep something in your ears, be it earplugs or headphones, and just be patient, you'll get used to it, eventually

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neallo 5

I feel your pain, op. My first share house out of home was with two girls. The petite brunette was was the noisiest pee-er. My bedroom was right next to the toilet. I switched my bed around, and thought about her as an alarm clock: moment I heard her door open, I was up! Hang in there!

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