Of all the noises I've heard coming from bathrooms, I think I prefer to hear only grunts.

Soon, you'll be able to tell the level of fiber in each of their diets.

Maybe you ought to invest in some earplugs.

At least you'll always know when it's empty!! And if the walls are that thin, they're probably saying the same about you.

Speakers to the wall. Ride of the Valkyries. Time the plops.

I feel your pain OP.

You're not alone, my bedroom is also right beside the bathroom.. ?

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One wonders what they hear when you're in there.

I feel you, op; I live in a family composed by 6 people, and my bed is directly against the wall leading to the bathroom.
2 advices: always keep something in your ears, be it earplugs or headphones, and just be patient, you'll get used to it, eventually

I feel your pain, op. My first share house out of home was with two girls. The petite brunette was was the noisiest pee-er. My bedroom was right next to the toilet. I switched my bed around, and thought about her as an alarm clock: moment I heard her door open, I was up! Hang in there!