By Equi - 12/12/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I went to the company's health clinic to treat muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib. In the process the old quack doc and overly eager nurses wound up giving me a storng laxative and 3 enemas, two of them quite large. Then I still had to return to work. FML
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I hate to break it to you, butt you didn’t go to a health clinic. That was just a front for an assplay scat-fetish dungeon. They’re nuts about butts!

Laxatives and enemas for muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib...did they prescribe you a dose of leeches too? How did they possibly convince you laxatives and an enema would help you? “Hmm muscle spasms and a possibly cracked rib you say? Well, did you know a back up of poop is one of the leading causes of these issues? *snaps on the gloves* this won’t hurt a bit”

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You must of crapped yourself so hard that you forgot how to spell.

Says the person who uses "must of" instead of the proper form "must have".

But he didn't forget how to spell... he forgot how to grammar.

They took “milking” the anus to a new level!

And you didn’t refuse, why?

It was the first female touch they have had in years that wasn’t their mother?

I hate to break it to you, butt you didn’t go to a health clinic. That was just a front for an assplay scat-fetish dungeon. They’re nuts about butts!

Laxatives and enemas for muscle spasms and a possible cracked rib...did they prescribe you a dose of leeches too? How did they possibly convince you laxatives and an enema would help you? “Hmm muscle spasms and a possibly cracked rib you say? Well, did you know a back up of poop is one of the leading causes of these issues? *snaps on the gloves* this won’t hurt a bit”

PenguinPal3017 19

I can't believe that you would let them.

For free? Some people pay good money to be treated like that.

With enemas like that, who needs friends?

Entirely possible that after realizing they administered the wrong medication, that an enema was the only course of OP's treatment ? man idk I want to believe anything but the fact that OP willingly bent over and let them do this three times

I don't know if I want to call complete bullshit or YDI for even letting them perform those treatments and not walking out.