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By frenchie12 - 24/03/2019 02:00

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Today, I hooked up with a girl. The condom fell off when I pulled out. When the girl left I could not find it. I saw my roommate cat's with it, so I chased him and he escaped. My roommate now wants to kill me. She found the condom on her bed and does not believe me. I might have to move out. FML
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Mungolikecandy 19

I hope you are not one of those people who buy the "large" size condoms when the regular will do fine. They should not be falling off.

Even if what you said is true, cause it sound like a load of bullshit. Buy your roommate a new set of sheets and find out what you have to do to make it right. Either way you fucked up and he has the right to be upset with you. Also if condoms are falling off when your banging a girl you might not be issuing the right ones for you. There not suppose to fall off when your inside of a girl. Otherwise women would be shitting out condoms after they have sex.

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If this true, I think it's ridiculous that she's kicking you out because of that.. smh .. .. it's not that deep.

Your roommate thinks you fucked her male cat (albeit safely)? Yeah, you’d better move out!

Even if what you said is true, cause it sound like a load of bullshit. Buy your roommate a new set of sheets and find out what you have to do to make it right. Either way you fucked up and he has the right to be upset with you. Also if condoms are falling off when your banging a girl you might not be issuing the right ones for you. There not suppose to fall off when your inside of a girl. Otherwise women would be shitting out condoms after they have sex.

how do they have the right to be upset?? are you the roommate???

Mungolikecandy 19

I hope you are not one of those people who buy the "large" size condoms when the regular will do fine. They should not be falling off.

How did it fall off when you pulled out? that doesn’t make sense. Was it too big? and how did you not see the cat pick it up? none of this adds up.

Sometimes she’s still gripping it as he pulls out. It happens.

The first comment was right on the one thing you should buy your roommate a new nice duvet cover (it goes over a comforter) and or have hers professionally cleaned. Statistically condoms coming off during sex is actually quite common usually occurs when The guy finishes maybe a little too early and decides to keep going. The penis then starts to become flaccid(starts loss blood flow and it shrinks back to normal size) allowing the condom get loss and fall off. Even sometimes staying inside the vagina and needing to be fished out even sometimes needing to be removed by Dr. OP needs to learn how to use condoms you’ve got a couple options here. Option one when you finish pull out start for playing again Remove used condom put new condom on once you get hard again. Two if you want to little extra time reach down with your hand and hold onto the base of the condom and the base of your shaft. Preventing either of these things from happening. Worst case order Asian condoms they are smaller then normal American size condoms.

Your roommate sounds like a cunt who doesn't know her own cat or cats in general. I'd recommend moving out anyway. With that much stupid in your vicinity you might get affected, and next time THINK you have a condom meanwhile knocking some random girl up

ydi because this was so badly written.