Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing basketball, and while trying to jump and...

By Tanny - 19/04/2017 04:00

Today, I was playing basketball, and while trying to jump and shoot, I farted on the face of the person behind me. FML

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By Emmy - 02/10/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 17:13 - United States

Today, I was playing basketball in our company gym. I took a shot from half court, and at that exact moment, an executive walked into the gym with an important potential client. My shot bounced off the side of the backboard, off some bleachers, and right into the client's head. FML

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By DetergentFrog6 - 07/04/2014 20:54 - United States - Rahway

Today, while playing basketball, my friend thanked me for passing the ball to him. I was too embarrassed to tell him that that was me shooting. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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You deserved it 19 652

By hisgirl4life - 05/02/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

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You deserved it 8 758

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 078

arandomperson97 18

Wednesday 19 April 2017 4:29

You're supposed to pass the ball, not gas, OP.

Druu 53

Wednesday 19 April 2017 5:14

AIR BALL!

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arandomperson97 18

Wednesday 19 April 2017 4:29

You're supposed to pass the ball, not gas, OP.

Gngr_Grl 26

Wednesday 19 April 2017 5:00

Off the rim.

Druu 53

Wednesday 19 April 2017 5:14

AIR BALL!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 19 April 2017 5:22

That's a perfect rump shot!

Sweet Tabatha 6

Wednesday 19 April 2017 8:18

love this?

LennyComa 39

Wednesday 19 April 2017 8:35

That shows a good rear defence....I'll show myself out

Tomantio 4

Wednesday 19 April 2017 8:35

talk about a rim job

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 19 April 2017 8:50

Did that extra boost made you jump higher?

Kiku_Rukia 2

Wednesday 19 April 2017 10:06

his life sucks, not yours

thunderniron 22

Wednesday 19 April 2017 11:09

That would be more like their life sucks. ?

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