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School sucks

By Anonymous - 07/03/2025 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 11 March 2025 3:32

Don't feel bad, OP. In 15 years you can turn this story into a crap song you perform with Ed Sheeran as the special guest.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 11 March 2025 3:32

Don't feel bad, OP. In 15 years you can turn this story into a crap song you perform with Ed Sheeran as the special guest.

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