Nature is harsh

By fallsdownplenty45 - 02/06/2009 11:08 - Taiwan

Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 921
You deserved it 6 728

Same thing different taste

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poolshark 0

You might want to look into a tetanus shot and some antibiotics... feces and open wounds do not mix.

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LOL that sucks... I dunno what would b worse, falling off your bike, or getting hosed down by your dad in your front lawn...

I'm going to go with falling in a sewage pit

You wouldn't need to be hosed down in the first place if you didn't fall in, so I am going to go with falling in.

HA! Wow. That's hilarious. Really sucks. I would've laughed so hard if it would've happened to me...

purple_roses 0

#2--he meant his BIKE chain. interpretation fail.

poolshark 0

You might want to look into a tetanus shot and some antibiotics... feces and open wounds do not mix.

FYourSEXLYFE 0

Maybe you'll think next time before you decide to be retarded. Dumbass...