Mr Mississauga, Canada 30 years-old
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she likes my lips and wants to rape me. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
Today, while cleaning my ears with Q-tips, I came in my pants. FML
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