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Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML
#4, and it saves you from the possible future breakup which might have resulted if he said something intelligent to score her digits.
But, question, don't almost all cashiers smile? Regardless if they're cute or not?
LOL flirting FAIL XD
i bet shes gonna post an FML soon: Today a guy came into my store and when i said 'hello, how're you?' he immediately said he was gay. FML'
now she has low self confidence!! XDD
... Nice one, Ace.