Love, Relatable, Awkward and Seduction: Nice try

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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Being nice is so 1968

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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It's a match!

By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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You deserved it 5 781

By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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You deserved it 7 143

YDIdouche 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

AWESOME!

Aldrahil 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

... Nice one, Ace.

Comments

YDIdouche 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

AWESOME!

Hunthas 17

Friday 14 May 2010 20:59

oh chuck you farley, you and your whole famn damily can go buck a fuffalo and see is I shiv a git

Jessicaa96145 0

Friday 16 July 2010 5:44

lmfaoo.. op. gay nmeans happy too, but that made me laugh. FYL XD

hairt 4

Tuesday 14 September 2010 13:13

I think you wanted to say "I'm ok" but sad "I'm kay(gay)" accidentaly?? haha

DubstepMasta 18

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:54

And I think that you skipped english class when you were in school.

Aldrahil 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

... Nice one, Ace.

isallwaysme 27

Wednesday 9 October 2013 3:10

i meant to say "peanuts please" but ended up saying "penis please" before hahahah

elliebutton 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:10

Curse those Frudian slips!

Ajorioles 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 22:06

Freudian. You are welcome

hypothetically 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:12

Congratulations, you're out!

PollySighDevil 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:15

We'll theoretically she would be MORE interested right? Women always want a gay friend... you can always explain your gaff later

xHaniffax 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:16

Omg I do things like that all the time when I'm thinking of 2 words and then merge them together and it sounds retarded ahah (Y)

Miss_Whipped 43

Thursday 22 May 2014 17:18

I usually scramble it and come up with things like, "gline of wass," or "bater of wottle." And upon attempts at correction, "wine of glass." It's horrendous.

Emyka 26

Tuesday 19 January 2016 12:29

#203 took me a second to realise what was wrong with "wine of glass".

Draq 1

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:19

YDI because I said so.

24788 6

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:20

lol, I bet she wasn't having a good day after that either.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:23

Bloody brilliant. #4, and it saves you from the possible future breakup which might have resulted if he said something intelligent to score her digits. But, question, don't almost all cashiers smile? Regardless if they're cute or not?

Death_to_my_life 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:25

LOL flirting FAIL XD i bet shes gonna post an FML soon: Today a guy came into my store and when i said 'hello, how're you?' he immediately said he was gay. FML' now she has low self confidence!! XDD