Today, I used a facial mask for super sensitive skin, recommended by several friends with similar skin issues. Apparently, when the warning says, "May cause some slight redness for thirty minutes", it really means, "Your face will have hives and swell to twice its normal size for several hours." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I used a new face mask that claimed it would make my skin glow. I must have missed the part about testing for allergies. My “glow” turned into a bright red rash overnight, just in time for a first date. FML
Today, I woke up to find my face all red and swollen. Turns out it is caused by the medication I’ve been taking for over a week now. Only in very rare cases it will cause redness on your skin. I’m glad to know I’m special. FML
Today, while looking for some self care, my cousin and I found a recipe for homemade face masks. We were vulnerable enough to try it and ended up with bright red faces instead. FML
Today, I woke up with a giant red rash all over my face, so puffed up that I could hardly open my eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML
Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, and for the past few days, my skin has been all blotchy and messed up so I tried a new face mask that was supposed to peel off easily. It ended up sticking to my skin like glue. I spent hours in front of the mirror trying to peel it off, one painful sliver at a time. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I finally got prescribed something for my skin problems. The good news: It works really well. The bad news: When the doctor said one of the potential side effects was a "horrible rash," she really meant it when she said, "horrible." I swear to God, I was about to rip my chest open, due to it itching so hard. FML
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Bano360 25
I used to use skin creams for acne and sensitive skin. I found it made my face worse.
littlem91 29
Some people with sensitive skin can find those "natural" ingredients worse than the chemicals that are supposed to be bad. I do sometimes. But I also know if you have sensitive skin and are trying a new product, you ALWAYS DO A PATCH TEST. OP learn from this. I test near my elbow, then on a small section of face if unsure. Slathering it on your face is asking for trouble!
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Bano360 25
I used to use skin creams for acne and sensitive skin. I found it made my face worse.
littlem91 29
Some people with sensitive skin can find those "natural" ingredients worse than the chemicals that are supposed to be bad. I do sometimes. But I also know if you have sensitive skin and are trying a new product, you ALWAYS DO A PATCH TEST. OP learn from this. I test near my elbow, then on a small section of face if unsure. Slathering it on your face is asking for trouble!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
One thing that actually really helps me with breakouts is African Black Soap, the kind wirh only organic ingredients. I think you can get it at Walgreens. (Just in case the OP or anyone else needs a new product to try, lol).
KVKdragon 26
Honestly, just try to find a product that works for you personally. All those ads saying that their lotions and acne remedies work for everyone are being intentionally misleading (it's never a guarantee). For me, I use Aquaphor (petroleum jelly with mineral oil) and clindamycin phosphate facial wipes to relieve my acne. I also use Acne Free ™ facial cleanser (with their affordable electronic spinning brush) after I shave to prevent or deter folliculitis
hannahhlizz 18
After I stopped using so much shit on my face and just started using literally just water and bioderma my face completely cleared and I haven't had a breakout since. I was born to be lazy.
LCPLStewie 23
sounds like a hair removal product my girlfriend used... lets just say we didn't have sex for a few weeks
LCPLStewie 23
Try doing something natural that you can whip up your self that way you know what's in it... I used a small amount of salt with mint tooth paste to clear up my skin (not exactly natural but you get the idea )
MortenM 17
I have have no idea of how your gfs head being swollen and you guys not having sex is related. Have you considered that you're doing it wrong?
lasttimelawd 9
Um, I think he meant that she used the hair remover on her vag. Connect the dots pal.
LCPLStewie 23
Thank you, thought that sounded obvious but I guess not
RabbitOfAurora 28
#2 You should never use hair removal cream on or near your genitals. It states that on every packet ever. A big YDI for your girlfriend. Tell her to stick to shaving and professional waxes.
Bafrinn 14
Should See A Dermatologist!
BrickTamlandLamp 13
Maybe she's just allergic but yes I agree should should still see a dermatologist
BrickTamlandLamp 13
Yeah I realize that I made an error... It's 7 in the morning and I haven't had coffee yet. But sorry OP
dawnimus 21
I have the same issue with "super sensitive hair remover" - I just avoid anything perfumed these days and use plain aqueous cream as a moisturiser. Never found a face mask that doesn't itch horribly. Sensitive skin sucks, good luck OP.
littlem91 29
Hmm, my problem with hair removal creams is I think I could leave them on until I had chemical burns and they'd still only have removed 10% of my hair. Mine must be stubborn.
yoursucklives 36
maybe you left it on for too long? or it was an allergic reaction? i once used some creme for my knee which could cause a burning sensation. but in my case it caused my knee to get bright red and burn with the force of a thousand suns for about an hour, because i was allergic to it.
paigexox0 37
Yeah i don't trust facial masks..for good reason clearly
soul_ginger 14
And this is why you always do a small test patch before slathering a new product over sensitive skin... But really though, FYL. I hope it wasn't horribly painful and/or itchy OP. It sounds like a nightmare.
agsilver 14
Well, did it work?
Kergami 18
You couldn't face the pain could you?
ZY1431 24
thats not a good thing. id see a doctor.