Love, Relatable, Awkward and Seduction: Nice try

Nice try

By UncleRory - 16/05/2009 09:13 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said, "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying, "I'm good" or, "I'm okay", I said, "I'm gay". FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 05:52 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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By ghgfd - 06/03/2013 14:53 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML

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Being nice is so 1968

By Anonymous - 23/06/2017 01:00 - Saudi Arabia

Today, I decided to do something nice and compliment a stranger. I told a girl that I liked her skirt and that it looked good on her. She just rolled her eyes at me and said, "I'm not gay". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I was sitting in Walmart and I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with "You know I'm a guy right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 00:07

Today, I was sitting in Walmart when I saw an attractive woman walking by. Being the single guy I am, I went up to her and asked if she needed help with carrying her groceries. She responded with, "You know I'm a guy, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Bucks9 - 07/05/2009 23:43 - United States

Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML

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YDIdouche 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

AWESOME!

Aldrahil 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 12:09

... Nice one, Ace.

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Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:18

My work is looking at me odd now, that made me laugh out loud

MyNameIsAudrey 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:20

Haha niice :P Honestly though it just gives you an excuse to laugh and be cute about it. So really, its not that bad. :)

lexy88 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:28

i'm pretty sure you made this up...i don't think it is possible to do that.

starry_eyed4 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:37

aw man! i combine words all the time lol. but this one was funny! it made me laugh hard :) hope YOU feel better though!!

abu3mair 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:45

nice way to come out of the closet

iBleed 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:56

omg #24 i was thinking the same thing when i read this hahahahaha

BeautyAndBrains 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 21:58

LOL! You combined the words, you have to admit this is kind of funny after the fact. Don't worry too much about it.

diabetic_rage 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:25

haha YDI

amy_shmamy 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:26

gay can mean happy lol

i_imagine 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:27

Lmfao! Well, at least gay also means "happy"? xD

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Nice try

Same thing different taste

Being nice is so 1968

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