Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 962
You deserved it 5 496

Same thing different taste


bengermin 5

They're from Vermont, the land of Ben and Jerry's! ...I'd bet all sorts of emotions are worked out over ice cream there.

The story goes that ben and jerry tried to get it on, but ended up making ice cream instead. So yeah, ice cream > sex

New version of that song, "birthday sex"

I bet OP had an ****** in her mouth after eating that ice cream. So it a win win

alexm501 0

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I've reread this six or seven times, and it makes less and less sense...

alstbv12 13

It essentially means that ops boyfriend can't get hard for women and that maybe he should try his luck with men...dont worry. I speak the language of the dumb.

Ahh, a translator.. FML needs more of you.

I think it is also suggesting that that different guy be her own brother. In which case I am inclined to smash my head against hard objects even more.

Guys. People like #6 breed, and vote. We are ******........... #6. I have a question. Why.... Are you?

6- Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

challan 19

I spit out my juice laughing.

But I'm lactose intolerant. Doesnt matter ; had snacks! I just had snaaaaacks! And it tasted so great! Felt so gooooood, yeah... ...

reddudeover 2

64 - Trying a leetle too hard, you almost come across as rabid.

Rocky007 15

Funniest comment I've seen on FML. Nicely played!

bluekid7 5

This is why I wish we could favorite comments. XD You win some internet.

No. This happened to me the first time I had sex. Both me and my partner were virgins and as such we were very nervous about it. Now though I never have a problem and me and her are VERY VERY sexual.

How exactly does one manage to be "very sex" ?

I'm stuck at "fairly sex". Need to take the next step up.

Lol sometimes too much sex can do that too, found it out on our honeymoon. But it is most definitely not erectile dysfunction!

How old are you? Maybe he needs to see a doctor?

yoursucklives 36

my boyfriend had a hard time putting it in for the first time too. just try to be as relaxed as you can. aaaaand your solution with the ice cream is genius.