By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

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Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 313
You deserved it 38 067

Same thing different taste

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Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

immja 0

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

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Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

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SettoFail 9
zach55 0

lol that was Funny ^ yeah you see the arrow yeah well yeah it pointing to an F. yes a ******* F. ^ ^ ^

zach55 0

well **** the arrows because they didn't point at the f's like I made them do.

never realized this... but lol looks like a ******. hmmm

#210 I disagree! What kind of vaginas have you been looking at?!

Obviously thats why they didn't have sex:) lol

Raleigh_bruh 7

Riley! That was my job to do that. :/

zach55 0

yeah your the boss. of *****.

lol sorry, raleigh. we had brainwaves, i just acted on it quicker! :D

Raleigh_bruh 7

Yeeeh, don't let me catch you trying to take my job from me again. :P

zach55- you should go cry about it some more.

well raleigh, i believe i just stole your job..

Raleigh_bruh 7

Hmm, Riley. If you're going to take my job, then you might as well take the title of cockblocker that goes along with it. :]

zach55 0

#117 how about you go ********** listening to a justin bieber song and his gay little girl like voice he has. oh that's right it's because he is one and you want his wet pussy in your face. sick *****

ahahahahahahahahah oh my goodness. good one.. what are you? 12?

zach55 0

sure I am. and what are you a little 5 year old girl trying to act tough? seems like it.

lol god, my iq is dropping just by talking to you and im condoning you by replying. aha this is my last reply.

Raleigh_bruh 7

Zach, dude just drop it. You're picking a fight with someone you will most likely never meet, over something as small as a combo breaker on a website.. You know this is not worth it, yes? Riley, that's because you've just blocked a handful of cocks from continuing their combo. So I hope you're happy with the job, cockblocker. :]

zach55 0

exactly my comment about you going off masturbating to Justin bieber is true. have fun.

lol someone had to do it raleigh. don't be jealous. :D

Raleigh_bruh 7

Pfft, I am in no way jealous. I'll catch you slipping and get you back one day. But anywho, I'm headed out. Goodnight, boss. :P

Pools.... We must go on!! Unlike their sex.... XD

ifoundalaska 11
LemonMan 0

What's so hard about oral sex....it's like sucking a lolipop, except it's skin.

good effort guys! you can always try again!

Fail is that even possible maybe your not sure? You guys where dry and crispy after ur attempt

immja 0

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

Tequila_Hilton 3

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maybe middle school health is just reallllly bad at teaching that

I lost my virginity today and it wasn't that hard... Maybe you guys are stupid?

It's not like I even gave any details... Stop being so oversensitive.

ur welcome :) btw where did u steal that pic from?

OP sounds like a douche. Just whack it in, it's not that hard!

Sarah I'd love to take ur whole family down to the basement and grape u for decades and decades and decades

FreeKingKool 0

like how do you **** that up