Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
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Top comments
SoSickWithIt 14
********, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D
buckdharma 38
Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.
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Comments (53)
SunTzu2 9
Sounds sick! I mean you..
sarkaar 30
Pavlov would be proud of you. Edit : I see 27 beat me to the Pavlov reference.
danhello 2
Have sex in the bathroom!
hubbs666 2
This seems like too easy of a fix to be on FML
lazy_girl 12
hooray for classical conditioning! :)
CanCann 16
Kind of ironic. Especially considering the same senses/nerves are stimulated whether you're using the bathroom or having an ******. Just on different levels.
ulissey_fml 22
Hey, it takes two to tang. Let's pray she has the good essence to change soon. Oh, it stinks though that it gives you a stwiffy.
firefly319 7
I've never associated an air freshener with either. And blah blah ppl already mentioned Pavlov. ^.^
Spectre529 12
Well... New air fresheners? Or just swap what activity happens in those rooms to the other. Problem solved =D
DanielleinDC 34
Easy fix. Get a different air freshener. Or convince your girlfriend to get a new air freshener.