By smokin - 26/07/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML
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Fx13mz 7

True fire crotch right there.

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iAmScrubs 19

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Go to a club and start dancing. Then you will truly have the fire burning on the dance floor.

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Spade606 6

Did your pubes catch on fire too?

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aliceisbored 11

That really isn't nice at all.

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LordGoober 13

I've had the chance to tell someone that back in high school welding class, was pretty funny.

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metallicshadow 16

8 - apparently pubes are still flammable, so that's a possibility

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Fx13mz 7

True fire crotch right there.

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imosim 0

I though it was called a crotch rocket...?

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Gotta bush fire going on down there

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turkishjew 0

I just don't have anything to say about this

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hiflier1012 3

Then why did you comment?

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evillittleme 5

maybe OP was the same FML person that set their pubes on fire..

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zyperman43 19

Maybe op is a liar

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magnetic_aura 26

Obviously, OP told a lie. ;-)

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BoltTheSuperdog 22

I saw your profile picture and immediately read "liar" as "lyre".

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iAmScrubs 19

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Go to a club and start dancing. Then you will truly have the fire burning on the dance floor.

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Fahrenheit63 5

were you by any chance singing Kasabian's I am on fire....

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txgirl2013 14

Were you being a liar liar?

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