Desperate Dan

By BKCK4187 - 20/12/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 178
You deserved it 6 904

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ceilingfans 1

I found this hard to ********** to

abbytequiere 9


ceilingfans 1

I found this hard to ********** to

Well maybe you're just not that in to OP. gotta say though, trash bags are pretty sexy.

IphonFML 6

I get aroused by shaving sometimes.... yes im weird

Everyone gets aroused from shaving. VVell duhh

chlorinegreen 27

Well I've heard of panty sniffer but bag sniffer? I think we've hit an all time low.

slimjim8094 12

Perhaps you should try masturbating instead. /nazi

^ Not a true Nazi. You would have scolding him for ending the sentence with a proposition (something you should never end your sentence with).

Rei_Ayanami 18

*********** It seems like most people spell it wrong.

Please tell me this won't be a fetish for you..

RedPillSucks 31

@56, unless it's a prison sentence. Those should always end with a proposition.

Miouya 0

Lol that made me go back and check the spelling XD

Isaac_The_Man 0

So many letters that can be replaced with different letters!

amber551133 5

but seriously! have you guys smelled those vanilla trash bags!?! they smell amazinngg!

What's with everyone using anime pictures as their profile? FML is filled with Asians I see? (Think I'm wrong? Prove it come forth white people and dare say you like Japanese cartoons)

abbytequiere 9

I think mr is thinking of the flavor vanilla, not the scent.

xSonic 9

The argument between MisFit and Shrike will be forever remembered

wikkedphuka 0

i got so wet when i read this.... nnnn now its gone

61 - stfu. This is approximately the millionth time I've seen a comment on how lubricated your downstairs is. No one cares. Stop being an annoying child and go watch some **** to fulfill your urges. FML is not the place for it.

CleanseTheKraken 0

Usually in your later years in life, vanilla becomes an arousing scent to most people.

flockz 19

did you at least treat the trashbag to a nice dinner?

^ I hear they serve fantastic banana peels and table scraps.

Tie it over your head and wank until you pass out?

yumlicious 4

*wakes up* That...was...the...most...orgasmical thing I've ever tried..........ever.

Tmoney20 3

Remember to have a teammate or a spotter when attempting this extreme wank ... Lol ahhaahha

Hey, Vanilla is a sexy scent. I see no problem with your scent arousal.

FruityLoooons 8

I don't either. Maybe it's because I can kinda relate? One time I felt a little aroused from the scent of the Nutella I was eating, heh.

diidiimi 10

Tee hee... Nutella is awesome. We have a family story about Nutella. *snigger*

I'd rather eat Nutella than just smell it, though. Wanking to Nutella… that's something I'll have to try.

Lol. It must suck to go to an ice-cream shop

Any one else notice the FML at the end looks diffrent