Desperate Dan

By BKCK4187 - 20/12/2011 03:23 - United States

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Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
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ceilingfans 1

I found this hard to ********** to

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abbytequiere 9

Oh, you're so dirty...

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ceilingfans 1

I found this hard to ********** to

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deviable 9

Well maybe you're just not that in to OP. gotta say though, trash bags are pretty sexy.

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IphonFML 6

I get aroused by shaving sometimes.... yes im weird

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gress269 4

Everyone gets aroused from shaving. VVell duhh

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chlorinegreen 27

Well I've heard of panty sniffer but bag sniffer? I think we've hit an all time low.

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slimjim8094 12

Perhaps you should try masturbating instead. /nazi

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humorizer 14

^ Not a true Nazi. You would have scolding him for ending the sentence with a proposition (something you should never end your sentence with).

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Rei_Ayanami 18

*********** It seems like most people spell it wrong.

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LightningCactus 12

Please tell me this won't be a fetish for you..

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RedPillSucks 31

@56, unless it's a prison sentence. Those should always end with a proposition.

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Miouya 0

Lol that made me go back and check the spelling XD

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Isaac_The_Man 0

So many letters that can be replaced with different letters!

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amber551133 5

but seriously! have you guys smelled those vanilla trash bags!?! they smell amazinngg!

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DoubleDose 0

What's with everyone using anime pictures as their profile? FML is filled with Asians I see? (Think I'm wrong? Prove it come forth white people and dare say you like Japanese cartoons)

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abbytequiere 9

Oh, you're so dirty...

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deviable 9

I think mr is thinking of the flavor vanilla, not the scent.

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xSonic 9

The argument between MisFit and Shrike will be forever remembered

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wikkedphuka 0

i got so wet when i read this.... nnnn now its gone

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MissMae93 23

61 - stfu. This is approximately the millionth time I've seen a comment on how lubricated your downstairs is. No one cares. Stop being an annoying child and go watch some **** to fulfill your urges. FML is not the place for it.

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CleanseTheKraken 0

Usually in your later years in life, vanilla becomes an arousing scent to most people.

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flockz 19

did you at least treat the trashbag to a nice dinner?

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ohmandapants 16

^ I hear they serve fantastic banana peels and table scraps.

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robertlovespi 3

Tie it over your head and wank until you pass out?

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yumlicious 4

*wakes up* That...was...the...most...orgasmical thing I've ever tried..........ever.

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Tmoney20 3

Remember to have a teammate or a spotter when attempting this extreme wank ... Lol ahhaahha

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NippsSlipps 10

Hey, Vanilla is a sexy scent. I see no problem with your scent arousal.

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FruityLoooons 8

I don't either. Maybe it's because I can kinda relate? One time I felt a little aroused from the scent of the Nutella I was eating, heh.

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diidiimi 10

Tee hee... Nutella is awesome. We have a family story about Nutella. *snigger*

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laden_swallow09 34

I'd rather eat Nutella than just smell it, though. Wanking to Nutella… that's something I'll have to try.

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kdahrouj 6

Lol. It must suck to go to an ice-cream shop

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moop256 10

Any one else notice the FML at the end looks diffrent

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