Relationships, Relatable, Smells and Farts: Feu Orange

Feu Orange

By Farty - 02/09/2021 19:01 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML

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hopejm 2

Friday 3 September 2021 13:38

idiot, he's talking about his own farts

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 September 2021 5:14

He's such a dummy! Girls can't fart -- it's anatomically impossible! Something to do with the prostate gland, if I recall correctly.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 September 2021 5:14

He's such a dummy! Girls can't fart -- it's anatomically impossible! Something to do with the prostate gland, if I recall correctly.

hopejm 2

Friday 3 September 2021 13:38

idiot, he's talking about his own farts

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