Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
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Lizzy500
| 16
Take a shower, then give the perfume to.his hottest coworker?
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CMYKorBust
| 7
I guess the husband repellent worked.
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CMYKorBust
| 7
I guess the husband repellent worked.
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Jonkbaby
| 20
what do you expect, OP? wash it the hell off
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moodyreallyrocks
| 27
Sad but true!!
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ezrocks4u
| 29
Maybe buying that vintage perfume you found on eBay wasn't the best idea? In other news, I heard his mom made her first sale on the Internet, how exciting!
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WellScrew
| 6
2 parts tragedy + 1 part comedy equals hilarity
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RavenousRiley
| 2
It's really not that funny...
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Lizzy500
| 16
Take a shower, then give the perfume to.his hottest coworker?
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J352SAURUS
| 30
I like your thinking.
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Nesio213
| 4
Hi your name must be insecure.
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sturschaedel
| 27
Or: you have your MIL's Christmas present sorted.
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TMO2142
| 25
I love when people are this evil.
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Gemfez
| 15
I like your thinking.
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Balphleair
| 24
Shower
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Stigmamma
| 22
I had the same problem!! Early in our relationship I had to ask my boyfriend to change his deodorant because he smelled like my dad.
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MIlkquasy
| 3
I can totally feel for your husband. My husband bought some kind of cheap gross aftershave and his face then smelled just like my grandmother's bosom! I couldn't get in the mood for days-finally got the smell out of my nose and bought him so good stuff. Bleh.
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SnailMail
| 12
I'd like to know how many times you've smelled your grandmother's bosom?
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IorvethTheXolo
| 8
I get it. I've been in that situation before, but the deodorant smelled like my stepdad. It's a creepy feeling. Don't be too upset with him. Mentally, it's a difficult thing to get around.
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writerchic85
| 25
Would you rather he get horny from being reminded of his mom?