By moose - 14/11/2016 19:17 - Germany

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Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
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Lizzy500 16

Take a shower, then give the perfume to.his hottest coworker?

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Jonkbaby 22

what do you expect, OP? wash it the hell off

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ezrocks4u 29

Maybe buying that vintage perfume you found on eBay wasn't the best idea? In other news, I heard his mom made her first sale on the Internet, how exciting!

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Lizzy500 16

Take a shower, then give the perfume to.his hottest coworker?

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sturschaedel 27

Or: you have your MIL's Christmas present sorted.

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TMO2142 25

I love when people are this evil.

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Stigmamma 22

I had the same problem!! Early in our relationship I had to ask my boyfriend to change his deodorant because he smelled like my dad.

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MIlkquasy 3

I can totally feel for your husband. My husband bought some kind of cheap gross aftershave and his face then smelled just like my grandmother's bosom! I couldn't get in the mood for days-finally got the smell out of my nose and bought him so good stuff. Bleh.

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SnailMail 12

I'd like to know how many times you've smelled your grandmother's bosom?

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IorvethTheXolo 8

I get it. I've been in that situation before, but the deodorant smelled like my stepdad. It's a creepy feeling. Don't be too upset with him. Mentally, it's a difficult thing to get around.

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writerchic85 25

Would you rather he get horny from being reminded of his mom?

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