Little Man Syndrome

By Anonymous - 29/05/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend suffers from Little Man Syndrome and I’m thinking of dumping him, because last night was the seventh time in a year I had to pick him up from hospital after he deliberately picked a fight with a guy bigger than himself and got knocked out. Now he has black eyes and no front teeth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 967
You deserved it 160

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Looks like your Napoleon Bonaparte got blown apart. You gave him six more fuck-ups than he deserved.

Missing front teeth would be a deal-breaker normally on its own. Incessant fighting and violent tendencies are a major red flag. Run and don't look back. His short legs won't be able to keep up anyhow.

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Looks like your Napoleon Bonaparte got blown apart. You gave him six more fuck-ups than he deserved.

yeah it's time for him to go

Missing front teeth would be a deal-breaker normally on its own. Incessant fighting and violent tendencies are a major red flag. Run and don't look back. His short legs won't be able to keep up anyhow.

For him, before he ends up in jail, I would suggest two things; anger management therapy, and kung fu classes.

Like that Kids in the Hall sketch.