Today, I resorted to trying to guilt trip my husband into getting his prostate checked. He asked for one good reason why he should, so I said because he has two kids who don’t want to see him get prostate cancer. His response, "Nope, not good enough, now leave me alone." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband is so desperate to not spend time with my parents that on my dad's birthday he claimed he forgot and booked a trip to the dentist, and now for their anniversary he's pulled the same trick again and booked this year's prostate exam. FML
Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML
Today, I asked my husband if it was a good time to think about having kids. His response was, "ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NEVER." I’ve always wanted to be a mom and he knows that. I feel like I’ve wasted my life. FML
Today, five years after the birth of our last child, my husband still hasn't gotten the vasectomy he swore he would get. He wouldn't let me get my tubes tied, because it was "the least he could do," but when I ask about it, I'm a nag. FML
Today, my husband and I got into yet another fight because he wants a second kid and I don't. One kid is enough for any family but he won't listen. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, I texted my dad, “My body hates me.” His response was, “No. You are pushing responsibility off yourself and refusing to do anything about it by saying that.” I was actively making a doctor’s appointment at the time. FML
Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML
Today, my husband is upset that I refuse to sign off on a loan for $10k for an experimental surgery on his 11 year-old chronically ill dog. It will ultimately put more trauma on the poor creature, but he refuses to listen or let go. Not to mention the kids and mortgage. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't think he should marry me, because I have kids. They're his kids. FML
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Chazzster 32
The good thing is that prostate cancer is one of the very slowest cancers. And a blood PSA test by your general practitioner can help detect the cancer without some doctor sticking their finger up your ass…. I am a man and my urologist used to do the finger exam ever time I had an appointment and that’s a psychologically uncomfortable thing. But he was able surgically to correct my urination problems…
BurnInDemonFire 39
Tell him he has a chance of getting fingered by a hot doctor. Just don't mention that doctor might also be a dude until it's too late.
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Chazzster 32
The good thing is that prostate cancer is one of the very slowest cancers. And a blood PSA test by your general practitioner can help detect the cancer without some doctor sticking their finger up your ass…. I am a man and my urologist used to do the finger exam ever time I had an appointment and that’s a psychologically uncomfortable thing. But he was able surgically to correct my urination problems…
BurnInDemonFire 39
Tell him he has a chance of getting fingered by a hot doctor. Just don't mention that doctor might also be a dude until it's too late.