Late bloomer
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
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Top comments
adonis88 0
it's called being bi.
Oh__Shit 0
my best friend just told me hes in love with me..i told him i thought he was gay. whoops.
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Comments (74)
peachezthelette 22
thats ****! you fail
sexgoddest 0
Your are my friend a Totally gay... maybe u can have more chances with Guys after all
hobrahtakeiteasy 0
Maybe learn grammar first?
467itsbritt 0
tell which ya are maybe some1 told her that were.ya be surprised what beleive findout and if not sure if gay,bi,or stright,find self before going into relatioship so no damge doen on both ends i not trying be mean jsut trying help. don't give up if really luv tis gal good luck hoep workouts =)
467itsbritt 0
tell which ya are maybe some1 told her that were.ya be surprised what beleive findout and if not sure if gay,bi,or stright,find self before going into relatioship so no damge doen on both ends i not trying be mean jsut trying help. don't give up if really luv tis gal good luck hoep workouts =)you sound like awesome guy dont give up ifworth to keep trying dont let asny tell you who are and which way you jsut be the way you are
gmc_blossom 21
Are you okay?
Dennis2525 0
if yuh like her and yuh like guys than yewr not gay yewr bi like meh
megitts 0
Lern to type
HeartOfLead 24
So, does grammar not apply to this site?
LilToosh 0
haha so does she think or KNOW! not good if your even having doubts yourself lol hey but maybe if she thinks your gay you can see her naked anyway cuz she will feel comfortable w you :) everyone wins!!!
ChiefLancaster 0
If you have to think about it, YOUR GAY... Move to San Francisco, and start blowing the guys there,,, you fudge packer,,,
caitlin21holly 0
it's not an fml if u think ur gay too if u are attracted to het and men it's called bisexual
hoyne 0
nigga you gay