etsl
France
Late bloomer
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Not Gay
Williamston, United States
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
The L word
United States
Today, I found out the girl I've been trying to date for six months is gay. FML
Anonymous
Trenton, United States
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
Leenotgay
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Anonymous
Regina, Canada
Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML
Jason
Kenai, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Anonymous
Bangkok, Thailand
Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
straightasaneedle
Germany
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, for the first time, I told my girlfriend of two months that I love her. She broke down in laughter and mockingly asked, "What are you, some kind of queer?" I could've sworn she was mentally older than a 5-year-old when I asked her out. I guess not. FML
Top comments
adonis88 0
it's called being bi.
Oh__Shit 0
my best friend just told me hes in love with me..i told him i thought he was gay. whoops.
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rf6mohawk 0
hey if you and your love don't work out give me a call ;)
msmith1091 0
you said "learnt" you fail.
FoxFire_fml 0
so? ur either Bi...or just have bad luck w/ladies....ppl think im gay BECAUSE i hang out with so many girls! u think u hav it bad?
gmc_blossom 21
At least they don't think you're anything bad.
RhapsodyEternal 0
Being gay's more fun anyway. Seriously.
24788 7
Well if you have a crush on her you're probably not gay.
imhope 23
Exactly!
crazylife12 0
If your confused about it experiment with it and you should tell her :)
Light_Ty 0
Homosexuality, Bisexuality, and Straight Sexuality are behaviors, you are not born gay, bi, or straight! It's a choice! Things like this become like, a chain of events...its pretty complicated to explain XP Just think about this, Ideas>Thoughts>Actions>BEHAVIORS>Legacy
Phallus_fml 0
Number 20: LEARNED = LEARNT. Both forms are correct. You fail big time.
stepherneffernee 0
OMG. That sucks... Not the doubting part, the she thinks ur gay part.
MichelleSoFlyy 0
MAYBE a little bisexual?